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because he was simultaneously the craziest and most self assured person in the room and they are attracted to that like a moth to a flame

why anyone outside the GOP asylum ever listened to him is another story

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our crack team of insiders is on it

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Even a broken clock, etc, etc

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True fact: For a day , the Canadian version of Teapartiers, The Reform Party in Canada, formed a new party called Canadian Conservative Reform Alliance Party, or CCRAP. They changed it within 24 hours.

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Pres Bartlett: Didn't they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year? Josh: They did. Pres: What's with these people? They can't stop talking about sex. Toby: If they can't be havin' it.

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This is what happens when you jam Kochs all up in the back side of your puppets.

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<i>Patrick Gleason, Norquist’s director of state affairs at ATR, tweeted that he believes Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) is Sen. Cruz’s “butt boy.”</i>

Hey!!! They're stealing all our best stuff!

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This is bordering on the heretical, seeing as how Teddie has been anointed the new RW <a href="http:\/\/thenewcivilrightsmovement.com\/ted-cruz-praised-as-a-gop-jesus-christ-at-iowa-fundraiser\/politics\/2013\/10\/28\/77516" target="_blank">Jesus Christ</a>.

To prove their point, I'd like to propose that we drop him off in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and let him walk back.

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