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They've finally figured out that the 99% have 99% of the votes. Math is hard, but it ain't <i>that </i>hard.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

While technically, Grover may be named the same as this guy, but it is Gonzo who <a href="http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_K4tfGfsRhT8\/S6ts31898tI\/AAAAAAAAFjM\/nFZm1OMOeqw\/s1600\/muppets5gonzo10.jpg" target="_blank">kept fucking those chickens. </a>

I suggest that Muppet instead.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You'd call it a small sex scandal because of the small parts,

TundraGrifter's avatar

De Nile is also a river in Egypt.

fuflans's avatar

right? mr fuflans was telling me this (new yorker maybe?) was an obsession he developed as a teenager.

way to run a country.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Grover Norquist and John Yoo should get gay married and raise the next anti-Christ.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that like Herman Cain getting his "Nein-nein-nein" Plan from a video game?

Or the stupid Connie Mack "Penny Plan" - reduce all Federal government budgets just 1% per year. Ignore inflation, of course, as a Democratic urban myth.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'll bet he wears both a belt and suspenders.

TundraGrifter's avatar

What does your new girlfriend think of him? Or is she the young girlfriend?

TundraGrifter's avatar

He probably squeals like a pig.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"The John Bobbitt Story?"