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"I invented (maybe, possibly) the Mountain Pizza, which is shaped much like a mountain and requires stronger than usual sauce to keep up with all the meat, veggies, and cheese.'

::places hand on chin to indicate thoughtful consideration::Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Tanya Harding who goes around breaking people's kneecaps?I mean, do we really want her in the hallowed halls of Congress with MTG, Bobert, Josh Hawley...`wait.

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"Can you actually have collective IQs in the negative?"

This reminds me of when the bad boys in my science class asked whether they passed the latest test.The teacher gave them a full fifteen seconds of level stink-eye, and then said, "Boys, your COMBINED scores didn't even pass."

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This is petty (in the way that only someone who was a nerdy outcast in high school can be), but her latest cosmetic surgery procedure does not appear to have been a rousing success.

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She's 58.While she may not have aged completely out of hotness (especially on the tundra frontier, where the bar is probably just "not an actual walrus"), she's a bit long in the tooth for walking -- sorry, walkin' -- across the stage in heels and a stars and bars bikini, which is pretty much her schtick in its entirety.

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I'll let you know when there is one.

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We're absolutely sure she isn't just looking for another thing she can quit?

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It's pretty obvious it's Sarah Palin - girl cannot dance for shit.

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Sarah should have stayed in Alaska. She sold out her political integrity when she agreed to be a "trophy" female VP for John McCain and his Presidential run.

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More proof that me and the wife made a sound decision to stop watching television after they canceled the Fall Guy and the X Files. If it ain't Star Trek of course. Always room to boldly go.

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Vote by mail could have that seat filled in Washington in two weeks.

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Consistent with her governorship.

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Mundteil Suppe, Mundteil Salat

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Sansabelt too! Also🐊

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You think those mean girls are going to automatically welcome another mean girl into their fold? Sarah's an interloper. She will be treated as such, especially when they realize she can't keep up with the current level of cray.

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Madison Cawthorn was pulled over yet again. This time for speeding and he lied about owning the car (registered to his father) and didn't have his license on him. Yet he clamors about "law and order."

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