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They first made it from sun dried ripe Serranos and it was good. Now they used drum dried ripe Jalapenos and it's not as good.

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My folks owned a cheapo Muntz for 30+ years.

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Goats taste fine after sufficient fire is applied.

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What does that do to the meat?

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Well, he is pretty darn stupid.

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Thanks, Dok.

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Hasn't found one small enough to work. Okay, tiny package libelz!

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Well, to be fair, we hardly ever remember to turn the TV on in the first place.

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Mr Phelps, this message will self-destruct in five seconds.

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Reagan's library didn't actually burn, but most presidential libraries are part of the National Archives, and house that president's WH papers. So if one were burned, definitely a bad thing for historians.

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I must have missed where Gavin told him to fuck off.

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And we could spend that money on people to rake the National Forests!

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I'm not sure that would have an actual effect on anything.

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"I told him from the first day we met that he must “clean” his forest floors" This fucking guy Drumpf... sigh

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Wrong

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Apparently past presidents keep libraries to curate and document many of the documents and paperwork generated by their administration.I actually had to look that up, because I wanted to know where Drumpf will keep all of his coloring books after he's impeached.

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