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๐๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ข๐ง ๐ˆ๐ซ๐š๐ง, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‡๐ž๐ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ญ๐ก ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐š ๐ญ๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐จ๐ง ๐š โ€˜๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฒโ€™ ๐›๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ

๐‘๐‘œ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘œ ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘š๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘’๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘ฆโ€™๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘–๐‘ก. ๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘›๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘œ๐‘๐‘—๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’, ๐‘๐‘’๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘  ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘ฅ๐‘–๐‘š๐‘–๐‘ง๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›, ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘›๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘“๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ, ๐‘–๐‘“ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘Ž๐‘“๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ. ๐‘๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘ข๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐ด๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘๐‘™๐‘ฆ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘š๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ž ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘“๐‘™๐‘–๐‘๐‘ก.

๐‘€๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘ƒ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘โ€™๐‘  ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘ฆ๐‘  ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘“๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘–๐‘ก ๐‘Ž ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™, ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘’๐‘“ ๐‘˜๐‘’๐‘’๐‘๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘–๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘’๐‘ฅ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘ก๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก. ๐ต๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘š๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘–๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘Ž ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘™. ๐ผ๐‘ก ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘™๐‘ฆ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘› โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘”๐‘› ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘™ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘’. ๐ผ๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘ก, ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘ฆ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘ข๐‘’, ๐‘ค๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘—๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘“๐‘’๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘™๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘ .

โ€œ๐‘Š๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘Ž ๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘“๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ,โ€ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘‘ ๐‘†๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘†๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘œ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘–๐‘œ, ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘˜ ๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘œ ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘‚๐‘Ÿ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘™๐‘™๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘›. ๐‘…๐‘’๐‘š๐‘’๐‘š๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘‘๐‘  ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”๐‘ ?

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/05/metro/trump-iran-war-moulton-criticism/

Sherry's avatar

And to think that Kegsbreath didnโ€™t want the little ladies in the military. Surely it was all her fault that she got killed.

SethTriggs's avatar

Blotto von Bismarck knows he's safely wrapped up in the protective embrace of Murc's Law. No major media outlet, none of the MSM stenographers will call him out. It falls to outlets like Wonkette to say that the Emperor has no clothes.

When you think of the rationale they all had for flogging Benghazi for years it makes you mad. It makes you even madder that people brought the pricktator in for a second engagement AFTER what he'd done to Gold Star parents and spouses. These horrible people are fine for millions of Americans because they're doing the job they were elected for...tormenting and killing members of races and groups they don't like.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Disgusting. This administration is full to the gills with ghouls and gutter scum

Sherry's avatar

Gills and ghouls and gutter scum oh my.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

"Ghouls and gutter scum" describes only the few better members of this administration. It takes scatological expressions to sum up the majority. Evan is my exemplar in that department.

SethTriggs's avatar

Animate mounds of duck butter.

Sojourner44's avatar

This bantam rooster reminds me of the old saw about the man who could strut sitting down.

John Strycharz's avatar

Cheap, easily mass produced weapons are anathema to the American military-industrial-political complex. Wildly overpriced and eternally buggy systems (which may or may not ever be delivered) are it's meat and potatoes, so no surprise the US military is missing the boat on the drone era. I remember that in Hair Fรผhrer's birthday parade there was one soldier holding a model plane shaped drone (which may or may not have been a working example) over his head, marching sheepishly behind the important troops.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

The media could start calling this World War III and they would not be wrong.

"The President of Peace started World War III" could be the lede.

SethTriggs's avatar

Yeah but that might get in the way of the clout people had for asserting that the pricktator is "Anti-war."

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

One light in the darkness is that some press will continue to report the truth about the devastation of this vanity war on real people. E.g., the Guardian.

Apparently trump is really angry at Noem. I saw the headline and thought, wow, he must be angry about the bad press from ICE murdering US citizens or something. Nope. I read the article, and he's considering replacing her because during the hearings she told Kennedy (Louisiana) that trump approved her $220M ad campaign and that makes him look bad. Unfuckingbelievable. https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/heres-the-top-contender-to-replace-noem-after-bombshell-report-trump-is-done-with-her/

Sherry's avatar

Not a fan of Fighorn Leghorn but getting her to throw Miller and Rump under the bus was a master class in making her shoot herself in the foot or mouth as it were.

TimeIsLikeAClockInMyHeartโฐ's avatar

"Replace with MarkWayne Mullin"

He does like them stupid, doesn't he? I can feel the steepness of the IQ drop from her to him from here, and she's one lightbulb short of a lit table lamp to begin with.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Amerika,

Kill, Kill, Kill Hegseth is jizzing in his chonies for the day when the Trump Fourth Reich starts rounding up those domestic terrorist Libs Palantir is keeping track of.

Hegseth wallows in the joy of killing people. Trump is enthralled by having the power to kill.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Oh how I hate Rs let me count the ways.

As I said Rs are screaming about how TFM didn't get congress approval to start a war now but they would have given him full permission then as they have done now.

House calls Bondi over missing Epstein files as Senate abdicates its duty to declare war

https://roberthubbell.substack.com/p/house-calls-bondi-over-missing-epstein

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Itโ€™s looks like the real reason weโ€™re at war with Iran now is because Bibi wanted it. Did Pedo 47 go along with it because Bibi has pics/video of Pedo 47 committing SA against 13 year old girls?

Donโ€™t know, but Iโ€™m leaning toward, โ€œyes.โ€

SethTriggs's avatar

We may have heard at least twenty reasons by now, so it would be irresponsible NOT to speculate!

TimeIsLikeAClockInMyHeartโฐ's avatar

The "real reason" has changed every 5 minutes all week long and now it's "the Jews" which is all it means when they say Israel/Bibi was raring to go so they had to join them in attacking for Reasons. And while not ruling out Israel has something on him, I've read that Iran has a full, unredacted copy of the Epstein files also too and which country did we just go to war with? Hmmmm. Huh.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Just keep asking the question "Is the President of the United States a pedophile?"

That's a question that cannot be asked too many times.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

That's still giving him too much credit. He probably went to war because the Iranian delegation insulted him or asked him about Epstein.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

So where is Jesus? Where are the Seven Seals? Why are there not 666 branding stations so I can be marked by the Beast? Gog and Magog are absent?

Michael's avatar

Only Crom knows.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

brb gotta go break one of the seven seals

Wookiee Monster's avatar

โ€œ if Trump had just fucked off and played golf instead of starting a pointless war nobody wants,โ€

TBF, he did both.

jltympanum's avatar

The President says, "We may have casualties. That often happens in war!โ€

I say, "We may have an [redacted]. That often happens to Presidents!"