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DeSantis hit his peak popularity right before anyone knew who he was.

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Of course DeSatan can’t rely on any friends he may have made when he was a CongressCritter. Because he didn’t make any.

Tales abound of him going out of his way to ignore and/or dismiss his fellow committee members. Congress is supposed to be all collegial and stuff, right? Seems as if DeSatan is closer to a college drop out.

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weasel dick......

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But trump did have a "very, very strong Russia policy.” It was to give in to Putin 100% on every issue.

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Three words: Pa thet ic.

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Tchaikovsky LIBELZZZZEZZZEZESSESSSES!!!1!1!!!!!!!11111!1

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DeathSantis keeps stepping in the piles of bullshit and trying to convince everybody it's chocolate pudding.

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And he eats it with his fingers!

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As always, it’s an absolute delight watching Ron DeSantis lose in the most humiliating way possible, even to a dangerous psychopath we’ll all rally to defeat again.

So much this. ^^^^^^

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After trump's latest diatribe against liberal jews and his errors about which World War is due next and who he ran against in 2016, I believe that he has dementia (not just his usual crazy talk). If so, it's no wonder they don't let him debate.

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I am not Jewish myself but somehow those damn liberal Jews have turned out to be my best friends in life, everywhere, forever. But yeah, I'm voting Trump in the primary because anti-woke. (I'm not voting Trump in the primary because I can't. I'm not voting Trump in the general election because duhhhhh.)

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More good news is that he is term-limited in FL, so they will be rid of him in 2027 no matter what happens. He has lit whatever credibility he had with the base on fire during this presidential campaign and the shine has worn off. Turns out being a charisma black hole and a raging asshole doesn't help in politics. If he keeps punching himself in the dick like this, I'm hopeful he will fade into obscurity and never win elected office again.

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He's destroyed tourism, public health, and higher education, so his job here is done.

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But apart from the tourism, public health, and higher education, what has the Ron ever done to us?

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I hope Disney donates tons of money to his Dem opponent.

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Sadly, The Mouse will probably give tons of money to a more malleable Rep replacement.

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Corporations are not yet woke enough to realize that the GOP is no longer their friend.

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Yup he’s going the way of Jeb Bush and Rick Santorum. Occasional guest spot on OAN, maybe a podcast.

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Ron, dude, you really don't know anything so I will help.

1. Reboot your campaign. At least twice a week.

2. Fire your aides. They know less than you do.

3. Every week sue Disney over something. Lines, weather, no gum, anything.

4. Write a letter to NYT every week complaining about each and all the Disney Princesses. They will

print it on the front page.

5. Send some people to Martha's Vinyard. Anyone. Like that mean lady at St Pete Blockbuster in

1997.

6. Include 2 paks of Tidy Whiteys to give to Dershowitz.

You are welcome!

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You could have easily gotten a six-figure income out of those.

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"... I’ve kept every one of my promises..."

That is an outright lie - even without considering any of his "promises" that have or are being struck down by the courts.

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*He’s all the mopey 1990s hits*

Looking at hits of the 90’s on Rolling Stone.

“Random Rules” by Silver Jews.

Wouldn’t the PAB appropriate that tune for one of his wankfests?

Silver Jews. What a cool name.

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The only fluid is the piss rolling down DeSatan's back he claims is rain. Or MAGA tears. Or Buffalo sweat....

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honestly, I don't think that Florida will break its streak of not producing a President any time soon.

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The last credible contender was the late, great Snooty.

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If Florida is no longer a swing state, then it joins New York and California as states where the sitting governor running for POTUS has no major advantage. It's not Michigan or Wisconsin or Arizona.

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I'm hoping for that day and will gladly eat my words, Stephen.

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“I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold-domed suite with Vladimir…”

Lol - I can’t believe I have to put quotation marks on that.

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More likely, Putin will be hiding in a hole in the ground like Saddam Hussein.

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Hey, Vladdie, dacha nose.

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“Kevin McCarthy says I’m (DeSantis) a little different from Donald Trump. I agree,”

To be fair, they both want to destroy public education.

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“Kevin McCarthy says I’m a little different from Donald Trump. I agree,”- are they really all that different though? I mean whether its Big Macs or pudding they both bite their own fingers a lot while eating.

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Trump does have a strong Russia policy. Whatever Vlad wants Vlad gets.

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Worst Gwen Verdon ripoff evah!!!!1!!!!!1

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Strongly.

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