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Hey, give Clarke a break about those 307 pins! Do you know how hard it was for him to eat all that Cracker Jack?

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That one on his left with the bar stripe across it - that's the one for his dignity, right?

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Are you riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo? If so, you may actually be a rhinestone cowboy

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But sadly not wisconsin's ONLY shame.

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There are times when I wish I could run into that clown if for no other reason than to give him an eye-roll and pray he has me arrested. Here's my DD-214. Release that to the media and on your department's FB account while you're at it.

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Maybe he's the one Putin is going to send out to "take care" of the Russia collusion case

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I mean, are there not rules about what you can stick on your uniform?

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People have killed for penmanship medals.https://serendipitousanachr...

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I am totally going to get a red panda for a pet.

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How many elderly veterans' homes did he have to perform illegal searches on to steal confiscate all those medals?

EDIT: It was this or a dumb one about "his TGI Friday's job must be going well." But I'm in a particularly pissy mood today.

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Are they still just stickers or temporary tattoos?

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A lot of rules. For the military anyway. Army Regulation 670-1 covers it for the Army. The other services have their own. Most police forces should have something similar.

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Legal schmegal! I'm a white guy in America! I want what I want!

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Maybe somebody on Team Trump realized the last thing they need is another lying fascist POS with tons of smiley vacation photos in front of the Kremlin.

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Every upfist available for even knowing "The Bad Seed" exists! It's a terrific flick.

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