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Nov 22Edited

MAGS QUIT CONGRESS!!! Cites her ongoing nightmares trying to figure out "...who is 'Bubba'? Who? Who!"

https://apnews.com/article/marjorie-taylor-greene-resign-trump-georgia-republican-3d307a57e9b6f11e105fa30124d951b7

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. The only poll that counts is on Election Day. Everything else is just babble.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Evan, having grown up on a dairy and beef farm, I can assure you that any conversations we had about the beeves didn't concern cows.

But that was the 70's. It may be different now.

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boo radley's avatar

Let's note, Evan, that as you've pointed out at your Friday place (which is AMAZING) that the solid voting bloc of Pedos 'N Rapists R Us (Christian contingent) are still wholly committed to Sparkle Chaos- because as we know, they may hate paying high prices for their beeves and health insurance, but they hate the prospect of having their Daddy issues, and access to victims, messed with more.

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Palisadesoffunkedelic's avatar

You got it. This is an end run for non-accredited schools to get in and take charge. Which non-accredited schools? How about places like Grand Canyon U., Liberty, etc. What they have in common is an evangelical view of how they want us tobe taught and to live (especially women). It's not a coincidence that they are hitting the roles that primarily women have, in the past and recently accelerated at.

This is sickening.

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Stephen St John's avatar

L. Jones: "it’s kind of unfair, when someone has been there for nine months, to put it all on them." Yes, I remember how understanding Rethugs were in the first 9 months of Biden's presidency.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Republicans totally fuck up the country when they're in office, then complain when the Democrats are in power that they aren't fixing the Republican fuck-ups fast enough.

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FloridaFloozy's avatar

What does he have to do before he's declared a danger to the country. American citizens are being assaulted & hauled off by ICE agents. People are being blown up in boats without any kind of arrest or trial. He's called for the deaths of Democratic lawmakers for suggesting military members shouldn't follow illegal orders. Still, no talk of impeachment. No one even suggesting he should stop any of the illegal things he's doing. I understand that the Democrats have to be careful. Anything the left does now, the right can do when we're back in power. But, damn, could these representatives at least try to do something besides talk about how horrible it all is?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Al Greene promises Articles of Impeachment before the xmas break.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

if only people voted how they poll.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I hear Trump plans to sign pre-Thanksgiving pardons for turkeys named Ghislaine and Maxwell.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That fell through. They couldn't come through with the two million pardon fee.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Trump is a hyena cornered by a pride of lions. He will revert to instinct and from now to next November he will attack like the crazed threatened animal he is.

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MechEngBandit's avatar

Hyena Libelz!! But seriously, you're right and he will get more desperate, vicious and dangerous as time goes on. Hopefully, if we make it through, that will lead to further erosion of support for him and the rest of the hyen...ah, repubs.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

The problem is that they don’t attribute their poverty to the inherent inequalities of capitalism, but on Big Guvmint keeping them poor with all their taxes and regulations. Accepting welfare is some Faustian deal that somehow enslaves them to a state that also wants to take away their guns and JEEZ-us.

Sure, they hate that their premiums are going up, but they aren’t going to accept the godless socialism of Medicare for All anytime soon.

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

“Beginning to question MAGA voters' commitment to SparklePedophile!”

Seriously; why can no one support the true visionaries? Even in fiction they get a bum rap; M. Bison off the original Street Fighter movie just wanted to create an army of super soldiers. Not for evil, but for good!

And what about the free thinkers that created Master Chief from the Halo series? Sure, they kidnapped kids and replaced them with crap clones that would die within months while subjecting the original to horrific experiments that killed most of them? I’m beginning to doubt anyone’s commitment to Operation Child Steal!… right; Spartan program. Forgot they changed the name.

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

While I’m loving his worstest weeks, it makes me sad to see that my vocabulary is not as bigly as I thought it was. I did not know “beeves.”

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's why we come to Wonkette. To learn.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Technically, "beeves" is only the plural of "beef" in the now-generally-obsolete sense of "cow intended for meat" (I know this because I am a hopeless nerve)

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Joe Z's avatar

I did, but only because I listened to the Doctor Demento Show, which played "Werecow" by Flippy T. Fishhead and the Mighty Ground Beeves.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Evan was doing a public service for all those who live in culture deserts where they can't get good art.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I have no doubt that these disapproving Republicans would vote for him again in a heartbeat if their other option was a highly competent woman. Bigots going to bigot.

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