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Dr. Rags's avatar

I'm SO trying to get the image that conjures up out of my head.

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Brian Fowler's avatar

I hope his opponents keep reminding people how much he cost taxpayers due to lawsuits against him. And I hope they never shut up about it.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I lived in Tucson when I was in 5th, 6th, and 7th grades pretty much a half-century ago. One of the things I remember in retrospect was that pretty much every teacher I had was extremely good and in a few cases, excellent. It was the last good places I lived until I went away to college.

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richardgrabman's avatar

He's 87years old, able to convincingly experience "convenient" memory lapses when needed in court. How much support does he have outside his age peer group?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

OOh I like!

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Zyxomma's avatar

No Arpaio.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

The offspring has expressed a desire to register to vote at his father's house in Phoenix, just to vote against this asshole.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I was born and raised in Phoenix, and Arpaio has been a racist piece of shit, abusive asshole, and general embarrassment for my entire life. Mofo is 87 years old — I thought we'd finally gotten rid of him, but it's like being evil sustains these bigoted gremlins. Here's to hoping Maricopa County has moved sufficiently blue and tells this fucker to pound sand.

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ArmedResistant's avatar

This....why can't he just go off and die already? Not that I can wish death on the man, but I sure can say an imprecatory prayer or seven. May G-d have mercy on his eternal soul.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Apparently when he does we'll have to bury him face down and cover the coffin in garlic just to make sure he finally stays put..

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mark99k's avatar

Everything about this guy screams fakery and/or evil, from the perpetual scowl to the dogwhistle pronouncements to the laughable combover. Insert special-place-in-hell bromide here.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Joe is feeling his racist grifter extra-sensory abilities sparking. He’s just anticipating the day when average citizens can be detained at will for things like disagreeing with Trump, or if they can’t pass random purity checks. I wonder how much personal stock he owns in private prisons.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Ready for bruising, bitter campaign.

Just what America is calling for.

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VandeGraf's avatar

I don't want to see him run for sheriff. I merely want to watch him run period. The guy is 87 years old and should be sipping juice around the pool at a retirement village. (Actually he should be doing time.) But, the guy is simply too old to run for anything.

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aureolamanita's avatar

You sound Tucsonian. Tucson was the first place I ever lived where I thought I could settle down and buy a house, etc. Then I moved to Alaska.

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