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π•Ίπ–“π–™π–π–Šπ–”π–™π–π–Šπ–—π–π–†π–“π–‰'s avatar

[Scribbles notes to self, reminder to follow up any skirting of the perimeter of the Rules with a string of asterisks and β€œthat’s fine,β€œ or, β€œthis one’s OK too because β€˜hyperbole’.”]

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So, this is like finding a suitcase full of exposure dollars?

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Good, cuz it's Parris

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Dolmance's avatar

Memorial Day is over, but I think it's a fine time to point out - Chesty Puller, along with his son who was grievously wounded in Vietnam, and his son's wife, herself a daughter of a military family, were dedicated Democrats. 100 percent DEMOCRAT.

I'm gonna go fuck off now. See ya'.

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malsperanza's avatar

Too late. Paris Island is already the established center for Pretentious Gaulois-Smoking Existential Discourse.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the closest those pussies ever got battle was buying an old Ted Nugent album and crapping in the sleeve to emulate their hero

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SullivanSt's avatar

Whenever they find shit, they fling it, they don't inspect it for freshness first, because that would be a waste of good shitflinging time.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

If Mittens had been elected president like God intended, they all would have been dressed in those cute NASCAR plastic bags like real men...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, we know Beirut paled in comparison to Benghazi because Dick Cheney's career had already started by 1983. Also, alphabetically, Benghazi > Beirut - CASE CLOSED!

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SullivanSt's avatar

I think you misheard "Pin Benghazi on the black".

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

(jeff) GAN-NON ҙ« IN THE DANGER ZONE Γ’Β™Βͺ

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Shypixel's avatar

I know that feel. :(

/hugs

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Shypixel's avatar

When I was a younger Pixel, I made an admittedly racist knock-off:

Well, I'm proud to be a Mexican, where at least I know I'm free; To swim across the Rio Grande, and get a job or me;

it got worse from there...

Did I mention I grew up Republican?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!1!1!

I see what you mean...

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Shypixel's avatar

Also: he can't even fucking spell transparency.

Yes. I went there.

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