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I have no doubt you are correct. I would be happy to teach him. At a What is an animal educational facility deep in the mountains. We would start with 'shark'. 😊 I would also ply him with cherries and cold milk. Killed Zachary Taylor. 👌🏼 🍒🍒🥛

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I wasnt aware Museums lend out priceless works of art to people. I dont blame them for not wanting to lend one to Donny Dipshit there. They might not get it back or it will be covered in greasy fingerprints or worse.

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And short-tempered.

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We also call these 'snowflakes'

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Will they be smashing their own artworks?

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Philistine or Vulgarian? Discuss.

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Like all the rednecks 'boycotting' Nordstroms.

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We were, but now we are back in the USSR (United States a Subsidiary of Russia).

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Cool. I hope that you had a good time.

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Not sure what the original's been appraised at. At auction in 2008, it went for over $4000.

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He doesn't. He eats fast food. The chocolate cake is probably thawed Pepperidge Farm.

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And Obama invited Ruby Bridges, who had been the girl depicted to the White House to see the painting hanging there.President Obama Meets Civil Rights Icon Ruby Bridgeshttps://obamawhitehouse.arc...

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A disgusting, tasteless, immature jackass like Trump shouldn't even be allowed into the same room as a Van Gogh

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Those Big Macs should just slide right out.

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Nah. They would have gotten it back. I mean, the signature was always in Cyrillic letters, right?

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