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Gone Girl's avatar

Perez Hilton has mentioned an indepth story about Trump's good ole days when he was hanging with Jeffrey Epstein. A couple of underage girls were raped by Trump. It's a gruesome tale and very detailed. Why isn't this story being pursued? If it's even partially true, not only is Trump getting away scott free with committing a heinous act, it's an omen for women in the days to come if the fascists win. Women will have absolutely no rights at all.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

I just come back to this once and while to like some more comments.

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Tessie's avatar

"it’s a first offense"

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Is it, though?

What about the sexual assault, defamation, and whatever the defrauding charities one was a few years back?

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Marla's avatar

Is it wrong to gloat? If I'm wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

Orville Redenbacher has a popcorn for that!

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R L CHRISMON's avatar

I am ambivalent about Trumpolini's verdict. The orange one was found guilty by a jury of his Manhattan peers. So, all that BS about rigging and unfairness is just that: BS. On the other hand, The verdict will accomplish almost nothing but stir up the non-thinking masses that make up his base.

Buckle your seatbelts; we're in for a hell of a ride. And, I'm not optimistic about the outcome.

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Homero's avatar

I like the cut of your jib, Ms Marcie!

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Miranda Writes's avatar

Bless. Sweet justice proves no one is above the law. And those Republicans saying this can happen to anyone? Yes. If you pay off a porn star and commit all the fraud, a jury of your peers will find you to be a disgusting slog and find you guilty on 34 counts. If you don’t want to do time, don’t do the crime bitches!

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Homero's avatar

They are trying to invoke Kafka When they say “it can happen to you“ like Lord vonShitzinpants (I’m too lazy to look up the correct spelling) is just an innocent man to whom this awful thing happened like a hero in a Hitchcock movie “The Man Who BLEW Too Much “

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Tessie's avatar

"They are trying to invoke Kafka"

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Nobody in Stinky's cult following has ever picked up a book other than the Bible -- if that.

I'd be amazed if any of them could SPELL "Kafka".

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eddi-SABH's avatar

I still love Lucy.

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Tessie's avatar

Lucy FUR.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Thank you, Marcie Jones! One more chef's kiss for you!

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bjkeefe's avatar

>>> It ain’t over for the tooty-four-times felon!

That'd be TOITY-four.

No. Sleep. Till Brooklyn!

;)

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Strange thoughts regarding this headine:

"Stormy Daniels' Husband Says 'It's A Big Weight Off Her Shoulders' After Trump Verdict"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/barrett-blade-stormy-daniels-big-weight-off-shoulders_n_6659cfb4e4b0ca2f37c01606

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I stayed up WAYYYYYYY too late this morning trolling the sobbing MAGAt masses.

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ZorPern's avatar

Beaming !

I'm probably going to post this a few times every day. I love Michael Jay and his song.

https://substack.com/profile/192824619-zorpern/note/c-57758418

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

This is not the Rule 34 I came here for.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

I have a Donald Trump themed toilet scrubber and Donald Trump toilet paper. I've put off cleaning the bowl for a while now....🤔

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Drop a big one first.

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bluePNWcats's avatar

I'll put my 16 year old on it. Lol

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