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Occasionally, the random statistics of life provide an educational (if generally ignored) lesson.

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Picking hand.

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Clearly, I've missed the tucows meme in the last few days. Help?

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Yes and the 14th amendment is 7 times as good as the 2nd.

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<i>"...so long as they are dick-shaped and can help us overcome masculine insecurities."</i>

I don't own any guns, if you know what I mean ;)

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The NRA and its terrorist cohorts.

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By Golly, you is right! Down with safety catches!

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<i>And</i> pro-death penalty.

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It tries harder. And most of its supporters seem to <i>cry</i> harder.

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I know I keep repeating this, but--

<b>NEVER</b> GO TO THE COMMENTS!

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Same reason they're fighting a CDC investigation into the statistics of gun deaths.

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"One man, one gun" doesn't allow for straw-buying and selling on the black market.

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The most likely explanation is not that they fear it because they don't understand it, they fear it because they don't understand EVERYTHING.

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Let Freedumb(TM) ring!

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“If they really understood our technology they wouldn’t be afraid of it at all.”

There are several problems with that statement. First of all, they’re probably not afraid but more like perpetually outraged. Second, asking them to understand is like yelling at clouds, it might be therapeutic for you but doesn’t make it rain.

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