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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

You would haver enough nickels to buy a gun?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's a little disconcerting when it's so hot the plane can't achieve proper lift

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I've got an .88 magnum. It shoots through schools.

(How bad is it that since that movie came out, things have gotten so fucked up in the US that I feel uncomfortable even repeating that joke?)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Parking that costs more than the coffee. Makes sense to me.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What is a Starbucks? I need to come out of the woods more often.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I thought an armed society was a polite society. Doesn't seem very polite to shoot your neighbors.

Perhaps these numbnuts would prefer to live in CAR or Yemen or the Ukraine. Very polite countries.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Just like the one person who dies because they can't undo their seatbelt before the car bursts into flames negates the thousands who don't go sailing through the windshield.

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"Police have not yet determined whether Greer will be charged, or if the killing was justified."

Because shooting somebody in the back, twice, when they're running away from you, is a tough call?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Supertanker, why screw around?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

silly puppy, my bunk has WiFi

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

apparently, they don't know

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pete Steinmetz, brain <strike>scientist</strike> donor

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

seriously, did this clown pack his AR-15 on the Road Runner Shuttle?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

After hearing about all these guns out there, being so Constitutiony and responsibly responsible, my politeness is off the charts! THANKS GUYS

I shall do something nice for them, like build a nice snuggly fire and graciously invite them to die in, after fucking themselves with a chainsaw that is actually spotless and rust-free! SO NICE SO POLITE

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