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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Christmas ideas for the <a href="http:\/\/www.lapolicegear.com\/molle-deluxe-christmas-stocking.html" target="_blank">gun nuts</a> in your family

bobbert's avatar

400 Hawetloos on the guy with the gun.

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"“Mr. Hendrix has to live with his actions for the rest of his life.” Mr Westbrook, not so much.

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Unless you're an abused wife, in which case you can't even shoot at the walls.

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<i>"we suppose that a temporary insanity defense might fly, since this was all about f’ball."</i>

In Alabama, there's nothing "temporary" about it. Also, "shooting while black" is pretty much a capital offense anyhow.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Plenty of alcohol and long Winters of rabid weasel sex.

What's not to like?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Guns" don't kill people. They just facilitate really poor fear-based decisions with lethal consequences.

Also known as <i>Tragedies.</i>

TundraGrifter's avatar

In other words, she gave them ample warning and then took the logical next step.

If you're a psycho gun owner.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in the SEC college football is the real football

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we've already bought the liquor

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

who knew powder burns were an STD?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<strike>Stand</strike> Tolerate Your <strike>Ground</strike> Tragic Deaths.