Greetings from Wonkette's brand new Bunker O' Love, the underground safe room on our Idaho compound where we go to write about guns, gun accessories, and how they have made America great. Today, we have several tales of Great Americans using their guns for personal protection while keeping them in reserve to rise up against the oppressive Federal Government Tyranny that is right around the corner. Let's see what America's responsible gun owners are up to this week!
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<i>&quot;we suppose that a temporary insanity defense might fly, since this was all about f&rsquo;ball.&quot;</i>
In Alabama, there&#039;s nothing &quot;temporary&quot; about it. Also, &quot;shooting while black&quot; is pretty much a capital offense anyhow.
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400 Hawetloos on the guy with the gun.
&quot;&ldquo;Mr. Hendrix has to live with his actions for the rest of his life.&rdquo; Mr Westbrook, not so much.
You can prevent prying-of-the-gun-from with duct tape.
So? We&#039;re talking about gun-fondlers here.
Unless you&#039;re an abused wife, in which case you can&#039;t even shoot at the walls.
<i>&quot;we suppose that a temporary insanity defense might fly, since this was all about f&rsquo;ball.&quot;</i>
In Alabama, there&#039;s nothing &quot;temporary&quot; about it. Also, &quot;shooting while black&quot; is pretty much a capital offense anyhow.
Plenty of alcohol and long Winters of rabid weasel sex.
What&#039;s not to like?
&quot;Guns&quot; don&#039;t kill people. They just facilitate really poor fear-based decisions with lethal consequences.
Also known as <i>Tragedies.</i>
In other words, she gave them ample warning and then took the logical next step.
If you&#039;re a psycho gun owner.
Candygram
in the SEC college football is the real football
I blame Nick Saban.
we&#039;ve already bought the liquor
who knew powder burns were an STD?
<strike>Stand</strike> Tolerate Your <strike>Ground</strike> Tragic Deaths.