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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Christmas ideas for the <a href="http:\/\/www.lapolicegear.com\/molle-deluxe-christmas-stocking.html" target="_blank">gun nuts</a> in your family

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bobbert's avatar

400 Hawetloos on the guy with the gun.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"“Mr. Hendrix has to live with his actions for the rest of his life.” Mr Westbrook, not so much.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Unless you're an abused wife, in which case you can't even shoot at the walls.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>"we suppose that a temporary insanity defense might fly, since this was all about f’ball."</i>

In Alabama, there's nothing "temporary" about it. Also, "shooting while black" is pretty much a capital offense anyhow.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Plenty of alcohol and long Winters of rabid weasel sex.

What's not to like?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Guns" don't kill people. They just facilitate really poor fear-based decisions with lethal consequences.

Also known as <i>Tragedies.</i>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

In other words, she gave them ample warning and then took the logical next step.

If you're a psycho gun owner.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Candygram

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in the SEC college football is the real football

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schmannity's avatar

I blame Nick Saban.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we've already bought the liquor

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

who knew powder burns were an STD?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<strike>Stand</strike> Tolerate Your <strike>Ground</strike> Tragic Deaths.

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