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Some statistics-minded monster should do some number-crunching and put together a comprehensive list of all the other millions of barely-possible scenarios that are STATISTICALLY MORE LIKELY to occur while voting than ever needing a firearm while voting.

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See, you know like "When the people fear the government there is tyranny, when the government fears the people there is liberty."

You just start with elderly poll workers, who, sure, may be volunteers, but they are totally the de facto government in a polling place. Make them afraid, and soon, it's LIBERTAY EVER-WHAR

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You've got a lovely collection of "I've voted" stickers on that gun stock, son.

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Whaddya mean he doesn't need the extra clips? What part of "mass murder" don't you unnerstand? You can barely make it into double digits w/one clip.

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I can see some nutter in the Alabama leg proposing that open carry of a 9mm is an acceptable form of ID for voting (so long as one's skin tone is of a certain hue that is).

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Alls the Alabama gun-carriers need to do is bring down some New Black Panthers to help out: problem solved. Weird that they haven't thought of that.

Plus, think how much they'd enjoy having black men hold doors open for them.

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The guy at the southern church has a point--there might be rattlers or other poisonous snakes inside.

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