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The Quirk's avatar

I'm really sorry, but fuck the stabber.

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The Quirk's avatar

Don't you people watch Game of Thrones? LONGSWORDS, DUDE!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure there are guns on our military bases. Here's proof:

<a href="http:\/\/www.npr.org\/2014\/04\/09\/300819589\/marine-guard-shot-to-death-by-colleague-at-n-c-base" target="_blank">Marine Guard Shot To Death By Colleague AT N.C. Base</a>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Especially "Chopped" for XBOX.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Tax cuts pay for the guns. duh!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only if you would otherwise be clicking on the ads.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Put the squash in the freezer for around 5 minutes or so. Not long enough to damage the vegetable, but enough time for the metal knife blade to contract in the cold.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Reminds me of a story that I heard back when I was working in a psych hospitals. One of our patients "went Berkshire" (berserk), which is something that happens on psych wards from time to time (like, daily), and the staff was having difficulty getting him calmed down and under control. He was a big, imposing guy, more mountain than man, and had previously been employed as a bar bouncer. Most of the aides on the other hand were, like me at the time, young guys in their early twenties with normal builds. Our fellow was tossing them around like rag dolls and there didn't appear to be anything that anyone could do about it. Then one diminutive student nurse pulled the smartest move of all. While our patient was occupied with holding two staff members in headlocks, she ran up behind him and pulled his pants down. It was the last thing that he was expecting at that moment. For a moment he was so flustered and bewildered that he dropped the aides, tried to turn around, and promptly tripped over his pants which were now down around his ankles. Moments later he was successfully and safely subdued.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

20 people in the hospital is better than 20 more graves in the local cemetary. And I challenge any of these half-witted knuckle-draggers to tell me different.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Guns are the answer to everything that isn't already answered by "Tax Cuts"

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

CLAYMORE LIBEL!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Carrabba's? I think I found yer <a href="http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2014\/04\/08\/carrabbas-co-founder-arrested-twice-in-three-days-at-texas-winery-he-once-co-owned\/" target="_blank">problem</a>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yet another reason to shitcan Eich

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diogenez's avatar

Murderous rage is best expressed with a flamethrower, but that also has nothing to do with the efficacy of gun control.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Remember this a once-in-100,000 lifetimes event.

fify.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Shall we compare the number of mass knife attacks to mass gun killings?

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