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Ms Cast's avatar

Paraphrasing: “ I’d like to be here a long, long time,”Not too soon, your joke was cute, but it took me back to the speech.And I so wish he had been given a long, long time in my lifetime.

pixeloid's avatar

"Thousands Attend Gun Rights Rally In Virginia""Thousands Of Deranged Armed Fanatics Terrorize Virginia Town"

Hey Fox, I fixed that headline for you.

Momo's avatar

If you keep going right of the NRA, eventually you exit Russia and end up back in the USA.

Nightflyer's avatar

As Archimdes figured out thousands of years ago...the world is round. He got it right without a computer or pocket calculator.

And you'd wind up in Alaska, birthplace of Sarah and Todd Palin. Need I say more?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'll remember that next time!

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

i believe that Mrs. Palin was actually born in Idaho - which was one of the reasons why everyone laughed at the fact that Mr. Palin was a member of an Alaskan Nationalist Party that would only allow people born in Alaska to vote

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

like how we know that Zero knows all of the words to every Beyonce song with a video

Nightflyer's avatar

Or the Spanish Inquisition.

You weren't expecting that, were you?

Nightflyer's avatar

He probably watches nothing but "Mandingo" porn.

Hey, Zero, if you're watching -- and you are -- there's a whole substream of romance and EROTICA novels about white men and black women. Aimed at the women, but you'd enjoy them anyway...it's as close as you'll get to your dreams...

Nightflyer's avatar

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

if Zero ever shows up here to talk about Stalin's super monkey men soldiers and the derrieres of black women in the grocery store, it is likely to be one of hte funniest things ever

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

On behalf of the fairies on Wonkette, They need to cease, and desist!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

There is a word for them doing that poseuers.

Nightflyer's avatar

In her spare time, she does the dishes and cleans the bedroom in the Big House.