A few years ago, wingnutty bobblehead Emily Miller published a series of articles about the Kafka-esque bureaucratic nightmare she encountered when buying and registering a handgun in Washington after she survived a home invasion.
The infamous law firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe has nothing on Powell, Rice, and Delay, the high-power DC lobbying specialty team. She should have worked for Wash, Rinse, and Repeat.
Um, Okay, I'm just a dumb liberal out to take away your Second Amendment rights, but here's a novel way to protect yourself if you come home and suspect there's a burglar inside: Don't go in the house. Call the cops, you dingbat.
I'd leave it open, I'd be afraid of locking myself out. Door locking is like the herd immunity from vaccinations. If everyone else locks their door then isn't it assumed yours is locked too?
And bust up the chiffarobe.
And fill out her dance card at the cotillion, if you know what I mean.
Emily lies or "misunderstands", ah ooh
She's often inclined to leave her friends' door unlocked till tomorrow
There is no thug today
Just a chancer trying a play
You'll lose your credit card, say
Free tattoos all day
See Emily lie.
New Black Panthers forced her to write that book at gunpoint.
Bill's sniffer is a bit incapacitated because it has spent too much time in close proximity to Roger Ailes' asshole.
The infamous law firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe has nothing on Powell, Rice, and Delay, the high-power DC lobbying specialty team. She should have worked for Wash, Rinse, and Repeat.
"Baboon panniculus Emily Miller"
Can't believe I missed that the first time around.~
Hippie, socialist Jesus?
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BeenRobbedGhazziiii!!!!
nah . . . he lied about that too . . . his legs aren't that good.
I'm trying to picture the whole scenario. What was she wearing or not wearing at the time?
Um, Okay, I'm just a dumb liberal out to take away your Second Amendment rights, but here's a novel way to protect yourself if you come home and suspect there's a burglar inside: Don't go in the house. Call the cops, you dingbat.
Mom jeans, a "PALIN 2016" t-shirt, and a tinfoil beanie.
I'd leave it open, I'd be afraid of locking myself out. Door locking is like the herd immunity from vaccinations. If everyone else locks their door then isn't it assumed yours is locked too?
...on his ass.