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And bust up the chiffarobe.

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And fill out her dance card at the cotillion, if you know what I mean.

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Emily lies or "misunderstands", ah ooh

She's often inclined to leave her friends' door unlocked till tomorrow

There is no thug today

Just a chancer trying a play

You'll lose your credit card, say

Free tattoos all day

See Emily lie.

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New Black Panthers forced her to write that book at gunpoint.

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Bill's sniffer is a bit incapacitated because it has spent too much time in close proximity to Roger Ailes' asshole.

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The infamous law firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe has nothing on Powell, Rice, and Delay, the high-power DC lobbying specialty team. She should have worked for Wash, Rinse, and Repeat.

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"Baboon panniculus Emily Miller"

Can't believe I missed that the first time around.~

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Hippie, socialist Jesus?

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Dear Fox News Forum,I never thought I'd be writing to you, but....

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BeenRobbedGhazziiii!!!!

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nah . . . he lied about that too . . . his legs aren't that good.

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I'm trying to picture the whole scenario. What was she wearing or not wearing at the time?

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Um, Okay, I'm just a dumb liberal out to take away your Second Amendment rights, but here's a novel way to protect yourself if you come home and suspect there's a burglar inside: Don't go in the house. Call the cops, you dingbat.

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Mom jeans, a "PALIN 2016" t-shirt, and a tinfoil beanie.

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I'd leave it open, I'd be afraid of locking myself out. Door locking is like the herd immunity from vaccinations. If everyone else locks their door then isn't it assumed yours is locked too?

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...on his ass.

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