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Haribo Lector's avatar

An armed society IS a polite society, as the 'Peaceful West' period of US history proved.

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Do webbed fingers still count as five, or as one single macro-finger?

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But what about when ISIS, China, Syria, North Korea and the UN all team up to Agenda 21 you, huh?

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And "Samsonite" is one of them. By coincidence, it's also my safe word.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

True enough, but did they have to be <strong>that</strong> crazy and stupid? And why together?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

ISIS et al is dog whistle for the <i>urbans</i>.

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Man wears a skirt and probably pretends "trans" is short for trans-am.

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Many, many, many years ago, my father suggested we put all the gun nuts and their money on an island. The survivor keeps the money. Still a good plan.

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I have never felt the need to own or even fire a gun. Ladies: I think you know what I mean.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are those things legal for non-military use?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wondering if the NRA will flip, after previously flopping, when it comes to these loons. It's "the first step toward total confiscation of our guns" vs. "severely damaging our image." They've never much worried about looking like a bunch of gun-fondling maniacs, so my money is on the NRA's continuing support.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That means he's available as a Fucks Gnus commentator. You can be sure he won't be going away.