Did you know that yr Wonkette is a very civic-minded sort of operation? Probably not! We've been thinking we really need to make sure people know about our outreach efforts and how we're working hard to do good works in our communities. That's why we've all signed on for the best neighborhood event ever: grabbing our Glock and
This event will be about as successful as that 2008 demonstration organized by fans of Duh Gov' when they were supposed to pull over to the side of the road and wave their drivers' licenses in Baggies or some such bullshit.
Pistol Packin Pedobear Across America
"When I said 'only one piece each', I FUCKING MEANT ONE PIECE, DAMMIT!
Probably just white hoods.
I hope no Doctors or Nurses were planning on having that day off.
I just hope none of those kids are wearing pumped up kicks.
How many will hand out bullets with Obama's name on them?
At least the Nicole Brown Simpson Pez dispenser wasn't in as retched bad taste as the Daniel Pearl Pez dispenser.
I am a terrible person.
I was hoping for cluster bombs, but I have barky dogs next door.
This event will be about as successful as that 2008 demonstration organized by fans of Duh Gov' when they were supposed to pull over to the side of the road and wave their drivers' licenses in Baggies or some such bullshit.