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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pistol Packin Pedobear Across America

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The Quirk's avatar

"When I said 'only one piece each', I FUCKING MEANT ONE PIECE, DAMMIT!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Probably just white hoods.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I hope no Doctors or Nurses were planning on having that day off.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I just hope none of those kids are wearing pumped up kicks.

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chascates's avatar

How many will hand out bullets with Obama's name on them?

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SullivanSt's avatar

At least the Nicole Brown Simpson Pez dispenser wasn't in as retched bad taste as the Daniel Pearl Pez dispenser.

I am a terrible person.

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diogenez's avatar

I was hoping for cluster bombs, but I have barky dogs next door.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This event will be about as successful as that 2008 demonstration organized by fans of Duh Gov' when they were supposed to pull over to the side of the road and wave their drivers' licenses in Baggies or some such bullshit.

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