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I saw it at 2:22p

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I'm in.

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Trademark infringement, not copyright. But yes, I believe Fleet Telematics is already on it.

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So fun (and cute) living in a land where guns are worshipped like god's chosen saviors. Muzzle flash jeesus!

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I was under the impression a responsible gun owner locked their weapons in a safe, meaning in the instance of a home invasion the intruder has the advantage. But: what does he have that someone would want to break into his house for? A 55" tv?

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How dare you disrespect the holiness of the AR15!

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I wonder if the increase is due to the stand your ground laws themselves, or if states which approve such stupidity just have more armed morons shooting each other? Not sure it matters but just curious.

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So a kid capable of loading and firing an AR15 won’t know how to lift the spring to release the safety? It almost looked like you could do it by accident.

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Pretty sure a guy who would brandish a gun because he got a small instead of a medium fry doesn’t have respect for anybody. I don’t remember BLM marching for proper fast food orders.

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The national news on teevee every day makes sure to include at least one gun death and one climate catastrophe. Thanks to Fuck Yeah America! nothing will ever be done to reduce the number of news stories that displace intelligent discussion of world and national events.

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It gives you the right to prove your manhood by not de-escalating a confrontation, regardless of who started it. You know- like it says in the Bible. After all, dead men tell no tales, and the victors get to write the histories.

So punks like George Zimmerman or Kyle Rittenhouse can strut around looking for trouble with a chip on their shoulder, secure in the knowledge that their gunpowder penis enhancer will keep them from getting their ass beat.

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So, the four year old will be tried as an adult? They did try to shoot a cop, after all.

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...or the holey-ness of their victims!

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The coolest thing about this is now the cops will see kids playing with toy guns and not have any idea if they are really firearms or not. Yeah! What could go wrong?

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Um, and a father should never tell his fucking KID to shoot ANYONE.

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