Good news, Californians, because tens of thousands of people showed up at a Daly City gun show this weekend so they could prepare for the "revolution." When is the revolution, what are we revolting against, and how will guns help us defend ourselves against, say, Apache helicopters, tanks, pepper spray, and LRAD cannons? Shut up, Commie, not important, and how dare you question these patriots who are here fighting for your Freedom to overthrow democratically elected officials?
"“buying ammo, buying guns, getting ready for the next revolution.”
How to we defend ourselves from the tyranny of these treasonous fuckwads with guns?
Here's an idea: Hold a big, big, BIG gun show which is actually taking place in the entire state of Florida. Once they're all in, saw off the penis state and let it float away. OOPS.
And while they're at the gun show, we can get their stuff. OH WAIT. They're stuff is probably cheap crap from China plus Iron Maiden 8-track cartridges.
I went to some pretty good concerts at the Cow Palace. And a dog show.
I expected the Cow Palace to be full of shit, but not this kind.
And the ones who "stand their ground" will just shoot their neighbors or some poor local cop.
The morons just got louder.
Not in Michigan, where a blind person can hunt alone.
I think I need to get a gun to protect myself from these gun nuts.
OH NO I'VE DONE GOT THE STUPIDS!!!1!
shorter version: "people who are like Sarah Palin™"
"“buying ammo, buying guns, getting ready for the next revolution.”
How to we defend ourselves from the tyranny of these treasonous fuckwads with guns?
Here's an idea: Hold a big, big, BIG gun show which is actually taking place in the entire state of Florida. Once they're all in, saw off the penis state and let it float away. OOPS.
And while they're at the gun show, we can get their stuff. OH WAIT. They're stuff is probably cheap crap from China plus Iron Maiden 8-track cartridges.