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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Someone really misunderstood the survivalist gun-nut mantra of "having your go bag near you at all times"

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Per Callyson: /FFS.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Yes, but you forget that you are a sane person.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Can you really blame them? I mean, nobody fantasizes about revenge-murdering a horde of urban thug rapist killer muggers by swinging their baby at them.

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TrufflePig58's avatar

Because moms with babies strapped on them are such obvious targets for armed robbery. I bet it happens, uh, all the time? Once? Never? "Ok, lady, give me the diaper bag!" It could happen! And if it does, she'd be ready to rock the glock, cause drawing down on a bad guy with a baby slung on your body is just bound to end well.

And I get the "carrying baby in some sort of device that keeps it close to your body" thing. Hey, I grew up in the seventies. I've got 3 daughters. I've even owned a snuggly. But "wearing your baby"? Doesn't that sound a little fashion-y? How do you accessorize a baby? (besides with a gun, obvs)

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

It's always a very tense time when the first born and second born interact for the very first time...very fragile. Essentially she's making sure that if babbies can't get along with Mr. Blasty there's always re-homing for the child to as Arkansas has shown, a very trustworthy home. That opens the way for a child who'll learn to get along with mom's favorite shootin' iron, it's called the fundamentalist mulligan....

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dick Cheney disagrees with this lady. You can wear IRAQI children anytime, but only white children BEFORE Labor Day

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't know about her babies, but Ma Barker loved her sons. I mean, she really...really...well, you probably get the idea.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If you Google "wearing children," don't click any links from pedobear dot com.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

So, just the female babbies then?

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

That, and mandatory vasectomy/tube tying to get a permit.

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don's avatar

“The idea for the class came out of hearing about the kid in Idaho who shot his mom recently..." So what, if a kid comes at you with a gun you can take him out first?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Obviously.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Unless it's a fetish item? This is clearly a woman who fucks her gun more often than her husband.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I beg to differ.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He's gonna have back problems...

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