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Right? They should think very carefully about that reference, as they sit in their literal Gilded Age manse. Bastille Day is only a couple weeks away!

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Good point, they probably ran outside as a distraction from their afternoon mustard-flinging three martini screamfest.

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Who is now also the city's present circuit attorney, and who is looking into charges against them. Long game 4D chess here. https://www.ksdk.com/articl...

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Those are not two people who are scared. Those are two people who have been indulging in fantasies of shooting rioters and have finally gotten their chance.

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Wow. I had no idea. I learned something new about my city today!

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Just a couple of tenderfoots.

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Because when I truly fear a mob is about to murder me, my first thought is to greet them on my open lawn, barefoot. Despite having a house I unironically compare to the Bastille, with ample cover, hotlines to private security, maybe a panic room or two.

If I had any real fear at all I would at least kind of squat behind a hedge or pillar, and I would make sure my obviously gun-inept wife stayed inside.

These fuckers were a few deep in their chardonnay and cock-strutting in front of the libtards, looking for a fight, knowing no one in the crowd was remotely a threat. And in any other neighborhood . . .

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Just in case the gardeners get any ideas

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Thank God they support Black Lives Matter. I guess that makes them some of the good white people brandishing guns who are terrified of scary black people.

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He's white. Why didn't he lock his door and call the cops. They'd be there faster than Donald Trump can cum, and, if anyone got their heads bashed, it wouldn't be them.

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Well, Matt Gaetz is a rich, stupid frat boy whose daddy repeatedly saved him from DUIs. So maybe two armed white folks standing in front of something that looks to be the size of a European train station (their quaint little house) is what "all of us" means to Matt the MOHron. Both are personal-injury attorneys. I hope they're disbarred.

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I imagine, combined, they have the marksmanship skill's of half an Imperial Storm Trooper.

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Looked like plenty of Black protesters in that march. And no agitators of any race.

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Worst Charlie's Angels cosplay ever.

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National Lampoon had a spoof contest where first prize was having the living shit kicked out of you by Emma Peel.

Still, Laura Petrie in those capri pants...

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