William Hoover might've had some Taco Bell or something for dinner before he stopped by the Wheeler's Beverage Store in Southport, New York on Sunday night, but who's to say, really. Witnesses, however, report that whatever Billy-boy ate left an impression on them (and possibly a stain on his pants). Unable to cope with the humiliation of everyone knowing that he farted, he went outside to his car and
Guns Don't Kill People, But Farts Might
Guns Don't Kill People, But Farts Might
Guns Don't Kill People, But Farts Might
William Hoover might've had some Taco Bell or something for dinner before he stopped by the Wheeler's Beverage Store in Southport, New York on Sunday night, but who's to say, really. Witnesses, however, report that whatever Billy-boy ate left an impression on them (and possibly a stain on his pants). Unable to cope with the humiliation of everyone knowing that he farted, he went outside to his car and