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Christian O'Bummer's avatar

Ah. I was over-thinking it I guess.

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Doug Langley's avatar

I understand Linseed has a cabin in a burg of under 9000 people. The only "gangs" running around are curious raccoons.

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satch's avatar

"The calls of it's "too soon" are laughably absurd when there is barely a recovery period from one mass gun tragedy to the next,..."

"Too soon... too soon... still too soon... oops, too late...

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Housewives fan7404's avatar

Lindsay Graham hasn't lifted anything heavier than an eyelash curler in decades.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM.

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J. Gerbil's avatar

Well, that's probably true.

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Kroniq's avatar

I'm picturing "The Gang" from Sunny in Philadelphia coming to "get" Lindsay.

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Kooolest G's avatar

I was going to go to georgia for the next election and pass out water to all the people standing in line to vote in democratic areas, but I think instead I'm going to go to the republican areas and set up a table outside the polling place with a sign that says "ID check" after they give me their ID I'll tell them "ok you can go in and vote now, we'll hold on to your ID until you're done for security" then when they go in and the real poll workers ask for their ID they won't have it and when they come back outside to yell at me I'll just tell them "I'm pretty sure I gave it back to you, you must have dropped it somewhere, did you check in all of your pockets?"

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Attack of the mimes

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Check comments on The Root. Some people have their reasons.

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Suse 🕊️'s avatar

Eric Swalwell is calling him "Grahambo" 🤣

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Truxpin49's avatar

I'm pretty sure if someone tried to fraudently change votes from nursing home patients it would be a republican. Democrats have a conscience.

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Truxpin49's avatar

How is Lindsey Graham blowing his toes off going to protect his stuff?

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Housewives fan7404's avatar

Lindsay Graham couldn't lift an AR-15.

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Mandorlind's avatar

"Gross! This stuff has Senator toe all over it. I'm not stealing that!"

Graham assumes the looters would be just as squeamish as he is.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I'd grab two, myself.

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