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Thixotropickle's avatar

That's some bullshite artistry right there because when several (many red) states decided "Fuck no, hands off our uteriises, Big Guv!' That was when Gutpunch and Palz began fiercely advocating for a federal ban on abortoplexes, so ya'll can shut the fuck up about "I Knows! Let's Let The Wimmins Decide!" Like that's YOUR fucking decision to ALLOW wymyn to decide what to do about THEIR OWN FUCKING BODIES???!!!

I just decided to let skanky past their due date unhumorous wankershcmucks decide how they would like to have their prostate removed for official govt inspection, either with my steel toed boot or this prybar. Isn't it NICE to have choices, Greg?

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

At some point, that amount of hubris really needs to be answered with a lightening bolt or at least the invisible free hand of fate.

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codewalker's avatar

At the State level it will be legislated, and litigated continuously. One election it’s legal, the next day signatures start being collected to get a ballot initiative to outlaw. It will never end.

Why is a State the correct level of government? How about the county? Better the city! Better still the neighborhood. Improving on that, each household gets to vote, abortion or not, in consultation with medical experts, at each pregnancy.

It’s called choice.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

Greg: "That's what most men feel, honestly about abortion, let the women figure it out."

Also Greg: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote. Only 'alpha males' who are smart enough to think the exact same things as a free-thinker like Elon should be allowed to vote."

Other Men: "By the way, we want to ban abortion so women get 'punished' for being pregnant. Why should a woman I fucked--or, more likely, one I fantasized about fucking--be allowed to MURDER my baby that I fully intend to ignore?"

Because, honestly, most men are very irrationally obsessed with abortion for no reason other than their desire to control women.

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Ella Hyland's avatar

I'm convinced they all have womb envy.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

"Are you referring to Roe v. Wade when he took it away from the government and gave it to the states"

Who "took Roe v. Wade away from the government"? What does that even mean?? Rights are the people's, individuals', rights, not the government's. The government doesn't control "Roe v. Wade"--which is a court decision, not a right. Moreover, letting state governments ban abortion just gives more power to state governments, not "to the states," the exact thing that guy lies about saying he's against.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

Right Guthead, because allowing the individual states to dictate civil rights within their borders worked sooooo well in the past.

In case you were wondering, that was sarcasm, Gutbrain.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I'm so glad I've never seen GG on FNC.

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Froglooksfunny's avatar

Pro-non of your fucking business

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

GUTFELD: Are you referring to Roe v. Wade when he took it away from the government and gave it to the states, got it closer to women, so they can make up their minds? 

Um Greg. The states are the government, too.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

And those states run by the Christaliban are doing everything they can to stop womens' rights from actually being voted on by statewide referenda.

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BECKY's avatar

gave it to the states, got it closer to women, so they can make up their minds

why that's brilliant, why have we not thought of that before? Maybe because women aren't stupid?

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

"That's what most men feel, honestly about abortion, let the women figure it out."

And that's exactly what Roe did, let the women figure it out, typically with advice from their doctor. How many times was Greg Gutfield dropped on his head as a baby? Every day apparently.

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avidlurker's avatar

"when he took it away from the government and gave it to the states"

Greg, I'm going to say this... very... slowly

States. Are. Governments.

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Dave Zimny's avatar

No they’re not! They’re all groovy feminist communes where the all-knowing Trumpster, with absolutely no assistance from John Roberts, brought the choice “closer to women, so they can make up their minds.” Yup, those white male politicians won’t dare trifle with the STATES!

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kmblue187's avatar

"...some other states that are controlled by white fascist Christian pigfucks."

Like I said earlier, you guys are red hot today! I imagine it will only get better closer to the election, because MOTIVATION!

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

OH MY GOD THESE FUCKING PEOPLE.

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Captain Quinn Symslov's avatar

"That's what most men feel, honestly about abortion, let the women figure it out."

These conservative men just don't get that most men actually care that women have abortion rights. That it matters to us. We know that women having bodily autonomy is beneficial to everyone.

This is always their biggest weakness. They just don't understand why other people might not think they way they do.

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Dave Zimny's avatar

Good point! But when I read Gutfeld’s comment again, I realized that he was inadvertently supporting your argument! “Letting women figure it out” just gives the woman the right to control her own body with no interference from politicians. You don’t think Gutfeld is a secret feminist, do you? Naww, couldn’t be—he’s too stupid.

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Mike's avatar

Did I miss something, I mean talent wise? How this short, obnoxious twerp ever get a job on TV? Before you say FOX, please even they have to have some standards when it comes to physical appeal. Never mind that every word spewing from their mouths will be garbage, shouldn't they at least be pleasant looking or not invoke the immediate urge to smash the TV screen?

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Comp-Jen-stator Class's avatar

Conservatives needed a comedian. He fit that bill because comedians, by and large, aren't garbage spewing alt-rightians. The good ones anyway.

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