Guy Auctions Himself Off to Embarrass Romney in Public
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A man named Ron D. of Loudon, Tennessee recently put up an auction on eBay that offered his services to anyone looking to embarrass Mitt Romney (FREE SHIPPING). The blonde-dreadlocked man is currently underemployed, delivering pizzas, so he could use some money. He doesn't really have any past dealings with Romney; he just isn't a fan ("I wouldn't vote for him if he was running for whorehouse pooper mopper"). He's making himself available to any campaign or super PAC or other entity that needs him (though, why buy Ron when you can
Guy Auctions Himself Off to Embarrass Romney in Public
Guy Auctions Himself Off to Embarrass Romney…
Guy Auctions Himself Off to Embarrass Romney in Public
A man named Ron D. of Loudon, Tennessee recently put up an auction on eBay that offered his services to anyone looking to embarrass Mitt Romney (FREE SHIPPING). The blonde-dreadlocked man is currently underemployed, delivering pizzas, so he could use some money. He doesn't really have any past dealings with Romney; he just isn't a fan ("I wouldn't vote for him if he was running for whorehouse pooper mopper"). He's making himself available to any campaign or super PAC or other entity that needs him (though, why buy Ron when you can