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meh. dude is a millionaire hedge fund manager bagger who wants to shut down govt.

same as it ever was.

(in the blue states, our baggers nearly always work in finance. and want to shut down gov't).

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Oh please. Her nuptials have been plastered all over the interwebs for years. We've all gotten pretty jaded about her nup slips.

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So when are you forming your "exploratory committee?"

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Things were pretty freewheeling back in 8th grade.

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So perhaps they need to get better chaperones for the American Fine Arts Festival?

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<em>...to spend its pixels on.</em>

Please don't spend me.

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Save the pixel!

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Got anything else you can pin on him, Business Insider? Maybe the Lindburgh Kidnapping?

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Crucify him! (if the electric chair is on the fritz)

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Blatant lies give him that good ol' GOP boulevard cred.

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Rauner's primary commercials tended towards teabaggery. If he gets elected and follows through with his ideas, public-sector unions and public schools will be on the chopping block.

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