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we said bulls, not bullshit

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gored by a fecal plume...

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And also the conductor in "A Matter of Life and Death".

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I thought it was a neighborhood in the San Fernando valley

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that'll be Charlie Sheen's version

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Next time, skip the bulls and head for the Coachella Valley, and the big carrot festival therein.

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perhaps if t had more cow bell...

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Are you sure it wasn't All Gore? Talk about a bum steer!

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Don't take that right turn at Albuquerque!

[please see the above]

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The one-star review on Amazon would be worthy of the Wonkette comment section, if there was such a thing.

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First prize is a blue ribbon and the privilege of smelling as many flowers as he likes for the rest of his natural days.

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I think it's time to corral all this barnyard humor and get it back to trampling on the straight and narrow.

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seems to me the best way to survive the running of the bulls is to not participate

maybe I should write a book...

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we all do

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Go Bulls!

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Earlier this week was video on GMA of a lion attack in somebody's house.

The people there said they didn't think she was dangerous.

I'm watching this wondering why the person filming it wasn't helping the victim.

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