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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we said bulls, not bullshit

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

gored by a fecal plume...

PubOption's avatar

And also the conductor in "A Matter of Life and Death".

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought it was a neighborhood in the San Fernando valley

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that'll be Charlie Sheen's version

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Next time, skip the bulls and head for the Coachella Valley, and the big carrot festival therein.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

perhaps if t had more cow bell...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Are you sure it wasn't All Gore? Talk about a bum steer!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Don't take that right turn at Albuquerque!

[please see the above]

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The one-star review on Amazon would be worthy of the Wonkette comment section, if there was such a thing.

Jared James's avatar

First prize is a blue ribbon and the privilege of smelling as many flowers as he likes for the rest of his natural days.

Jared James's avatar

I think it's time to corral all this barnyard humor and get it back to trampling on the straight and narrow.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

seems to me the best way to survive the running of the bulls is to not participate

maybe I should write a book...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Earlier this week was video on GMA of a lion attack in somebody's house.

The people there said they didn't think she was dangerous.

I'm watching this wondering why the person filming it wasn't helping the victim.