Rich Lowry, everybody. Famous for getting "starbursts" at the sight of Sarah Palin's lizard lips, and for running away like Rand Paul from a fight with known-bruiser Al Franken. Now? He has penned a magnificent 347 words in Politico Magazine, charging one B. Barry Bamz with the high crime and misdemeanor of saying the words "stop just hatin' all the time."
"He’s smart without being wise. He’s glib without being eloquent. He’s a celebrity without being interesting. He’s callow."
Why does this sound more like "Things Rich Lowry Overheard People Saying About Rich Lowry" than anything that applies to Obama?
It's clear that he was not thinking with his "big" brain when he foisted Princess Dumbass of the North Woods on us. So frankly, I have no inclination as to what he's "thinking" now.
And yet, for some reason I find el Jefe spittin' jive to be infinitely less upsetting than the entire GOP whistling Dixie.
OH YEAH!
Keep him in your pants, Rich. GROSS
"He’s smart without being wise. He’s glib without being eloquent. He’s a celebrity without being interesting. He’s callow."
Why does this sound more like "Things Rich Lowry Overheard People Saying About Rich Lowry" than anything that applies to Obama?
That, and using words to inspire 62 million Americans to vote for a black guy. But whatevs, Rich.
He was talkin&#039; to <i>you</i>, dickwad.
It&#039;s clear that he was not thinking with his &quot;big&quot; brain when he foisted Princess Dumbass of the North Woods on us. So frankly, I have no inclination as to what he&#039;s &quot;thinking&quot; now.
The phrase &quot;how about a nice hot cup of STFU&quot; was made for Rich Lowry.