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Your mouth to FSM's shell pasta.

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IDK, we get our share of murders so there's that. I prefer news of mountain lion sightings myself.

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I want him to live long enough to see his empire completely wiped out, and Ivanka tossed into prison. He can die immediately after that.

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In a merciful universe that would happen.

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Nope he was just a trumpenfluffer hoping to ride his coat tails.

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No more Republicans for President. They all screw up everything and leave the broken mess for the next Democrat to fix and clean up.

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Or Charlie Christ. I like them both, even if Charlie used to be a Republican.

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I think the poor thing has a drinking problem, didn't they find her walking around crying after Cruz lost the nom?

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If he wasn't bought off by big ag, who didn't want to bribe another slave, he would have been done after whining how he didn't like his job.

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Ron seems to be reading the ?bible? at an infant. This is just so stupid and pointless on every level of child development. A baby that age might gain benefit from a soothing voice that allows chew & drool on a thick colorful piece of cardboard. Mmmmm, books good.

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Why shouldn't Democratic officeholders get a vote on the candidate whose platform they are going to support and implement?

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The problem is if it is ever used, it'll look like the party held a primary to give voters a chance to pick the nominee, then the "elites" just nullify that vote if they don't like how it turned out. I can think of scenarios where it'd be useful (imagine a Trump running as a Dem, and somehow winning!) but the result would be ripping the party apart and guaranteeing a loss. If we needed a failsafe like that, better to go back to making primaries nonbinding and letting delegates make their pick.

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Yeah, maybe a rule that you have to be a registered Dem for at least a year before the first primary.

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I agree with your anger! There was some definite bullshit then, and a lot of it continues now.

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Yeah, it was intentionally dickish. Figured the original response deserved a bit of a clapback.

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You could have just pointed out what your intent was without the insults and the sexist joke, which I've removed. Please review the rules.

— Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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