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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Your mouth to FSM's shell pasta.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

IDK, we get our share of murders so there's that. I prefer news of mountain lion sightings myself.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I want him to live long enough to see his empire completely wiped out, and Ivanka tossed into prison. He can die immediately after that.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

In a merciful universe that would happen.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Nope he was just a trumpenfluffer hoping to ride his coat tails.

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Zyxomma's avatar

No more Republicans for President. They all screw up everything and leave the broken mess for the next Democrat to fix and clean up.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Or Charlie Christ. I like them both, even if Charlie used to be a Republican.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I think the poor thing has a drinking problem, didn't they find her walking around crying after Cruz lost the nom?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

If he wasn't bought off by big ag, who didn't want to bribe another slave, he would have been done after whining how he didn't like his job.

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motmelere's avatar

Ron seems to be reading the ?bible? at an infant. This is just so stupid and pointless on every level of child development. A baby that age might gain benefit from a soothing voice that allows chew & drool on a thick colorful piece of cardboard. Mmmmm, books good.

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H-Bob's avatar

Why shouldn't Democratic officeholders get a vote on the candidate whose platform they are going to support and implement?

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brandodell's avatar

The problem is if it is ever used, it'll look like the party held a primary to give voters a chance to pick the nominee, then the "elites" just nullify that vote if they don't like how it turned out. I can think of scenarios where it'd be useful (imagine a Trump running as a Dem, and somehow winning!) but the result would be ripping the party apart and guaranteeing a loss. If we needed a failsafe like that, better to go back to making primaries nonbinding and letting delegates make their pick.

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brandodell's avatar

Yeah, maybe a rule that you have to be a registered Dem for at least a year before the first primary.

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brandodell's avatar

I agree with your anger! There was some definite bullshit then, and a lot of it continues now.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Yeah, it was intentionally dickish. Figured the original response deserved a bit of a clapback.

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doktorzoom's avatar

You could have just pointed out what your intent was without the insults and the sexist joke, which I've removed. Please review the rules.

— Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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