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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Gandalf told them they couldn’t

DDB9000's avatar

Santos says, ''That's nothing - I can count that on my two hands!''

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I would have suspected the "online kiddie porn searches" defense, you know, they were not REALLY scamming votes, they were "doing research" to see if it could be done.

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Being mean to a Canadian? Isn't there a kitten somewhere who needs kicking? ;-)

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Well, he didn't want to admit he was born and lives on Plum Island.The Travel Channel will be doing a show about it any day now...

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Mark Twain, the truth, shoes, etc.

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NOT to the majoirty of Amuricans - to many there is only NEW YORK CITY - famed home of salsa.

Seriously - only time I was in Oklahoma City, I stopped to get gas. The woman at the counter saw my licence plate and asked me ''do you know Joe Schmoe? - he lives in Brooklyn'', I told her I live about 225 miles away from there, and even if I lived there there are millions of people there, so no.

Oh, and I know that people HERE are much smarter, of course

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Many years ago I visited some friends in Baltimore and we went to a lecture at Johns Hopkins. They had a form to fill out asking what I thought of the lecture saying I could win something so why not?A couple of weeks later I got a Hopkins sweatshirt in the mail.

Sometime later I was on a local college campus and this man walked up to me and in a veddy British voice said ''Are you a Hopkins man'?''I told him I just had the sweatshirt - he was crestfallen!

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I have a tee-shirt where weird is spelled 'wired' in a title, They later fixed it but I have the original.

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She pitched a no-hiitter for the Yankees.The score was Boston Braves 9 - New York Yankees 11 - a real squeaker.

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Still not as bad as a ketchup 'accident' at Merde-a Lardo.

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Well, they are mule TEAMS, though - so they take turns...

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You are kidding? - there was once a woman I was in like with there. I would turn left after an ice cream stand off US 20 to get to her house.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

I know Joe Schmoe!! Of the Bushwick Schmoes!!!1

marcus816's avatar

My thoughts as well, “Hey guys, let’s risk a felony prison sentence, our cushy lives and reputation, for something that is going to make absolutely no difference at all for anyone!”