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Yeah, it's pretty cool. It caught my eye as soon as I saw it.

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Uh, OK, some Republic as n and Democratic scandals. As I said, both parties are corrupt.

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i iMagined iT was.

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1 percent of what? Is there a Forbes list of assholes, now? Bottomer line: No one worth anything has ever had to tell someone.

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Oh, yes. Sure they claim to be for the little guy, but just look at Hillary, who sold out to Wall Street, or Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who tried to gut the Consumer Protection Financial Burrau at the behest of predatory lenders who charge 390% interest.

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It really is as if the years 2001 through 2008 didn't exist. How can so many blot out the many un-indicted/un-investigated crimes of the Bush II maladministration? Every time I hear "Hillary's email scandal," I think, "Where were these people when the Bush administration admitted it had 'lost' millions of emails and had been using private email accounts, including accounts on the RNC server," but I'm too exhausted with the bullshit to research their contemporaneous defenses and throw them back in their faces.

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No, but you obviously were.

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Who's "their boy"? Ted Cruz? Seriously? Wow. I just can't even.

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I'd suggest you go into comedy but you're actually more annoyingly stupid than funny, so ...

Is the two-party system corrupt because it's a two-party system or because of the two parties themselves? If Sanders can't win a primary, how do you suggest he would "end the corrupt two-party system once and for all"?

From what I see, you think the plan is:

1) Announce the formation of the US Social Democratic Party2) Run as a third-party candidate3) ?4) "Functioning democracy!"

Come to think of it, Sanders does resemble an Underpants Gnome. Without the beard.

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I remember my first election.

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"Pity the Child" is one of the greatest rage/fuck you songs ever.

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Typed words are not audible, so.....

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I'm sorry you have no friends. Just a thought; have you tried not being an asshole?

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Typing =/= talking.

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President Hillary Clinton. MRAs and MGTOWs lament

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Hahahahaha.

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