There is a YouTube video that's just about 4 minutes of like 30 baby goats charging in and out of a barn that is the best thing on the internet. Except for maybe the horse with the rubber squeak chicken.
2023—Police Chief Gideon Cody raids the Marion County (Kan.) Record. In a career full of idiotic and costly mistakes, this is his magnum opus.
2017—A “good person” rallying for White Supremacy in Charlottesville, Va. commits vehicular homicide.
1984—Reagan “outlaws” Russia.
1981—“Airman Fat Albert,” a 180-foot radar blimp gone AWOL, floating at 25,000 feet west of the Florida Keys, is brought down with an air-to-air missile from an an F-4 Phantom.
1980—Ex-Gov. John Connally ends a weeks-long Middle East trip. There, he lobbied Iran, via foreign leaders, not to release its U.S. hostages.
1972—Delta Co., 3/21st Infantry, conduct the last U.S. combat patrol in Vietnam; booby traps wound two.
1966—The first Coast Guardsmen (2) are killed in Vietnam when B-57s and F-4s attack the cutter Point Welcome.
1965—A white L.A. cop pulls over a Black driver in Watts. A five day riot ensues, costing 34 lives, mostly Black, and $200 million in damage.
1897—Senator-to-be and ex-enslaver Rebecca Ann Latimer Felton tells the Georgia Agricultural Society, “lynch, a thousand times a week if necessary,” to protect “[white] woman’s dearest possession from the ravening human beasts,” i.e., Black men.
1894—Charles “Hobo” Kelley and his 1,200 man “army” of the unemployed are driven from Washington D.C. by Federal troops.
Also, he was asleep a LOT during that weird EO thing; I mean, completely out. God, and he looks like some kind of puffy-eyed muppet that ended up in the reject dumpster.
I am having more trouble keeping it together this week than I thought I would. This week is my late mother's birthday, and my remaining Aunts and I are meeting at Mom's... ashes box... or whatever they're called. Dust Tombs?
Anyway...
Yesterday I vacillated between a cold, blank, emotional stasis and the kind of rage my meds are SPECIFICALLY meant to target and eliminate. Even though I did indeed take my meds as usual. Which may be why it was so distressing. Rage usually feels GREAT, because I can point it in the general direction of something bad and there's no... isn't a lot... there's VERY minor collateral damage (is what I tell myself), but THIS... this was just medium boil rage at NOTHING. BLECH.
I very much prefer the former right now. I kinda wish I could switch up my meds to something that just turns it all off, but I feel like if I tell Dr. Primary Care that I want to switch over to something that'll "just turn all the emotions OFF," she'll tell me the same thing literally everyone else did when I said that, which was, "Uhhh... how `bout NO? Go to therapy."
Whenever Trump signs another executive order my brain switches to thinking like his white supremist supporters. This new vaccine EO got me thinking does measles, mumps and rubella negatively effect,to a far greater level the health and mortality of non-white peoples living in poverty? Well yes it does.
It's sadly simpler than that. This whole 'vaccines=autism' bullshit started with an attempt to create a competitor to the MMR vaccine. We're just still dealing with the results of that fraud.
A large part of that is because healthcare itself is less accessible to minorities and those living in poverty.
But I am wondering, if the government no longer supports giving em, they won't be non-charged (cause government subsidy for giving them to poor folk) anymore to the poorest folk.
Genevieve and every other vaccine researcher would like it very much for these fucks to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up about things they know nothing about. And the man that claims to be a doctor can also shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down because when you do nothing to stop these fucking murdering fucks from killing children with their idiot assholery? Yeah...fuck all the way off you child murderers. Bringing back childhood illness when they could easily be prevented? I don't think I'm off when calling them murdering fucks because they ARE murdering fucks.
In Wisconsin, Tom Tiffany ain't worth a shit. Same old lying playbook. His ads have him smiling a lot. He looks like he's farting and he's so proud of his self.
Wisconsin Republicans are sick and tired of the old playbook.
Tiffany 's three billionaire donors will go after Francine Hong because she's an omg commie socialist dummycrat.
Won't work this time assholes. Your guy is not the guy. He is all you got.
Wisconsin state lege repubs got out because they it's going to be bad for them .
I hate when I bring my baby in for vaccines and then he comes back all bloated up to the size of a beach ball. Because gallons of vaccines put into babies is obviously a real thing that definitely happens.
But the upside is, free beach ball! I take my bloated babies to sports events and let 'em loose over the crowd.
You see it! But you see it! Women, beautiful- aren't they beautiful, folks?- but they're coming back from the terrible doctor's they're- they bounce the baby along! Like a basketball! Like a basketball ball!
And we all know women’s basketball, NAMBLA, though they shouldn’t play sports, but men in women’s sports that’s a thing that’s ruining baseball, take the way Ritchie Cunningham is treated. Terrible. Beautiful bouncing sports, ruined.
Goat babies! Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/stout-goat-kidlets
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/3727dca2-3b07-46c7-ba89-494e2f49aba2?utm_source=share
Totes goats!
If there's a moral to this story,
And for me there seems to be,
It's the sooner that the small goats wean
The more goat cheese for me.
There is a YouTube video that's just about 4 minutes of like 30 baby goats charging in and out of a barn that is the best thing on the internet. Except for maybe the horse with the rubber squeak chicken.
Is it from Sunflower Farms? I do love their baby goat content. They've even been featured in a gif here in the past!
I have no idea. But it turns up now and then in somebody's feed, and I cannot stop laughing *Every. Time!*🤣
Thank you for this, Martini! Babby goats are adorable and comforting.
Gotta watch out for those meddling kids!
And their dog!
The stoned one or the scrappy one?
(tries to figure out how to spell "ah-EE-huh-huh-huh"...)
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
You must be kidding.
There is always room for more baby goats!
Babby goats!
This date in history...
2023—Police Chief Gideon Cody raids the Marion County (Kan.) Record. In a career full of idiotic and costly mistakes, this is his magnum opus.
2017—A “good person” rallying for White Supremacy in Charlottesville, Va. commits vehicular homicide.
1984—Reagan “outlaws” Russia.
1981—“Airman Fat Albert,” a 180-foot radar blimp gone AWOL, floating at 25,000 feet west of the Florida Keys, is brought down with an air-to-air missile from an an F-4 Phantom.
1980—Ex-Gov. John Connally ends a weeks-long Middle East trip. There, he lobbied Iran, via foreign leaders, not to release its U.S. hostages.
1972—Delta Co., 3/21st Infantry, conduct the last U.S. combat patrol in Vietnam; booby traps wound two.
1966—The first Coast Guardsmen (2) are killed in Vietnam when B-57s and F-4s attack the cutter Point Welcome.
1965—A white L.A. cop pulls over a Black driver in Watts. A five day riot ensues, costing 34 lives, mostly Black, and $200 million in damage.
1897—Senator-to-be and ex-enslaver Rebecca Ann Latimer Felton tells the Georgia Agricultural Society, “lynch, a thousand times a week if necessary,” to protect “[white] woman’s dearest possession from the ravening human beasts,” i.e., Black men.
1894—Charles “Hobo” Kelley and his 1,200 man “army” of the unemployed are driven from Washington D.C. by Federal troops.
https://www.nhgazette.com/2026/08/11/tues-aug-11-2/
Also, he was asleep a LOT during that weird EO thing; I mean, completely out. God, and he looks like some kind of puffy-eyed muppet that ended up in the reject dumpster.
Just a brief reminder that Hegseth famously doesn't wash his hands after pooping because he "doesn't see germs"!
I am having more trouble keeping it together this week than I thought I would. This week is my late mother's birthday, and my remaining Aunts and I are meeting at Mom's... ashes box... or whatever they're called. Dust Tombs?
Anyway...
Yesterday I vacillated between a cold, blank, emotional stasis and the kind of rage my meds are SPECIFICALLY meant to target and eliminate. Even though I did indeed take my meds as usual. Which may be why it was so distressing. Rage usually feels GREAT, because I can point it in the general direction of something bad and there's no... isn't a lot... there's VERY minor collateral damage (is what I tell myself), but THIS... this was just medium boil rage at NOTHING. BLECH.
I very much prefer the former right now. I kinda wish I could switch up my meds to something that just turns it all off, but I feel like if I tell Dr. Primary Care that I want to switch over to something that'll "just turn all the emotions OFF," she'll tell me the same thing literally everyone else did when I said that, which was, "Uhhh... how `bout NO? Go to therapy."
When one uses "habibi" one needs to hear the immortal Umm Kulthum singing it... ya habibi....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apKhAIqCRSo
Whenever Trump signs another executive order my brain switches to thinking like his white supremist supporters. This new vaccine EO got me thinking does measles, mumps and rubella negatively effect,to a far greater level the health and mortality of non-white peoples living in poverty? Well yes it does.
It's sadly simpler than that. This whole 'vaccines=autism' bullshit started with an attempt to create a competitor to the MMR vaccine. We're just still dealing with the results of that fraud.
Don’t know about that. Can you provide a link?
No, I don't have anything to hand. Look up Andrew Wakefield, though, and you should find what I'm talking about.
A large part of that is because healthcare itself is less accessible to minorities and those living in poverty.
But I am wondering, if the government no longer supports giving em, they won't be non-charged (cause government subsidy for giving them to poor folk) anymore to the poorest folk.
Vats of Vaccines will be the name of my punk polka band.
Punka Rock!
Punka Punka burning lurbe
I thought that said "burning lube".
TFW you confuse the Ben-Gay with the KY.
edit: sounds like a medical condition
lmao -- top secret
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omg I just clicked the snot hair vid. He looks at his hand right after! HE LOOKS AT HIS HAND
This didn't take long
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morning, sinners
how the hell are we?
Ready for my nap. 40 minutes to go.
Whiskey Pete looks like shit because I guarantee you he's drunk a lot these days, and you don't recover the same way at 46 as you did at 24.
Still waiting for someone in the Pentagon to do the right thing.....
I love that for him.
I hope he wakes every day praying to the porcelain god
I think the odds of that are excellent.
Genevieve and every other vaccine researcher would like it very much for these fucks to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up about things they know nothing about. And the man that claims to be a doctor can also shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down because when you do nothing to stop these fucking murdering fucks from killing children with their idiot assholery? Yeah...fuck all the way off you child murderers. Bringing back childhood illness when they could easily be prevented? I don't think I'm off when calling them murdering fucks because they ARE murdering fucks.
Poals are open in Wisconsin, Minnesota, Connecticut, Alabama, and maybe Vermont because they have to be weird.
Remember No Mike Lindells.
In Wisconsin, Tom Tiffany ain't worth a shit. Same old lying playbook. His ads have him smiling a lot. He looks like he's farting and he's so proud of his self.
Wisconsin Republicans are sick and tired of the old playbook.
Tiffany 's three billionaire donors will go after Francine Hong because she's an omg commie socialist dummycrat.
Won't work this time assholes. Your guy is not the guy. He is all you got.
Wisconsin state lege repubs got out because they it's going to be bad for them .
Come on dems vote today and in November.
Wait, are these generals? Thought we were still in primary season
I mean I know I unplugged for a month here, but damn, I should still pay some attention
I read that as "portals are open". I was just reaching for my spellbook and big magic stick.
I GOT THE MAGIC STICK
Mike Lindell would be the perfect GOP candidate.
I hate when I bring my baby in for vaccines and then he comes back all bloated up to the size of a beach ball. Because gallons of vaccines put into babies is obviously a real thing that definitely happens.
But the upside is, free beach ball! I take my bloated babies to sports events and let 'em loose over the crowd.
You see it! But you see it! Women, beautiful- aren't they beautiful, folks?- but they're coming back from the terrible doctor's they're- they bounce the baby along! Like a basketball! Like a basketball ball!
And we all know women’s basketball, NAMBLA, though they shouldn’t play sports, but men in women’s sports that’s a thing that’s ruining baseball, take the way Ritchie Cunningham is treated. Terrible. Beautiful bouncing sports, ruined.
It's just like when that kid eats the prototype bubble gum in Willy Wonka's factory.
OOMPA LOOMPA FIDDLE DEE DEE....
To the juicing room!
Do you get mad at Security when they take the bouncing baby away?
I always yell "don't pop my baby!"
The title of a 1980s pop song by a girl band that was really, really hoping it would become a euphemism and thus increase its sales.
The band was called Fetch!