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No. The precinct has a list of names. You show your state (not federal) driver's license. They cross you off the list and assign your name/address a ballot number which is linked to your ballot.It is imperfect. About 10--14 years ago a worker had let someone else have my wife's ballot, so they had to give her a provisional ballot and clean the mess later.

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These work in Georgia because we have a lot of trees that do look like that. But one size does not fit all.

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Welcome to the brave new world!

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Hey, this important to me. My 28 yr old son is earning an MS in EE. We joke about Canada (I am one quarter Canadian) but this sounds like a real thing.

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Not my senator, but I agree. The Dems can introduce all the best legislation... but until we vote them into the majority, it is worthless.

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So we want him to endorse AOT,K!

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We have that in California. I vote by mail, and the one time I didn’t it was paper ballots.

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Cellphonicus artificialis, a new invasive species that is rapidly spreading throughout the world. Beware.

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When I visit California, I have been accosted by petition signers. The last one was campaigning to cut retirement benefits for San Diego city employees. I told them I couldn't sign--I live in Texas--and they tried to get me to sign anyway. Crazy, everything you can get on a ballot. Taking people's retirement benefits away, sheesh. How low can you go.

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Please tell me the official response involved the words "redundant, offsite backups"

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It's pretty much a right wing tactic, right down there in the gutter with recall elections. Whenever I hear them telling lies to signers, though, I interrupt and get quite in their faces.

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The rich, white suburbanites will revolt. NIMBY is strong in that crowd.

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We use paper ballots in Australia, but without the chad problem. You get a list of candidates, and number them from 1 to whatever. The major parties will even supply you with a crib sheet if you want to follow one party's recommendation.

Oh, and anybody can have a postal ballot just by asking, and elections are on Saturdays.

http://www.aec.gov.au/Votin...

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I think we’re a couple of frames later in that toon at this point.

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“We don’t know who does” might just mean, “I am a willfully ignorant shitheel with no interest in the day to day workings of the office I have been put in charge of.” They night farm it out to some private envelope stuffer, and he neither knows nor cares which one. This, of course, is a best case scenario. Christ.

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Our paper ballots look like this:

http://www.aec.gov.au/Votin...

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