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John Santos's avatar

He hasn't got a plan. He has notions of ideas for an outline of a plan, and all the best people. Where have we heard this before?

Mark Linimon's avatar

Hmm. Maybe there is a correlation between "being for everything and nothing" and "voters just staying home"? "just asking".

Invariel's avatar

Sounds pretty un-Democratic for the Democratic would-be Speaker of the House.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Jeffries must think Trump is winning. His strategy is the same: "a concept of a plan" is as good as a plan. It can't be defined enough to be criticized, and it gives the dopamine hit of looking like he did something. The stenographers we used to call reporters eat it up and publish it with straight faces.

John Santos's avatar

Hey, you stole what I said, a day before I said it! You must have a time machine.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

“… he simply rejects the concept of having any plan at all, in favor of simply being in the process of coming up with a plan from now until forever.”

Why not? It works for Trump.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Jeffries has been dead to me for a long time. Dude needs to go. He himself is a Blue Dog, the bastard. All this to-do about the DSA... I remember back in the before-times, when republicans were only aspiring to be fascists, but not actual ones, people who are now referred to as "progressives" were then called "democrats". Is it obvious to anyone else in the news-o-sphere that the Dems look so "far left" to some because the repubs have gone off the chart to the right? Asking for a country.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'd go for an AOC Speakership.

I've got a pretty good bead of where she stands on issues.

Thixotropickle's avatar

It’s like listening to a mildly democratic Ben Carson minus the $500,000 furniture.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Well, he also successfully separated conjoined twins 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄.

Hakeem hasn't done that. Yet.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

I will go to my grave wondering how such a stupid man could possibly be a neurosurgeon.

tegrat's avatar

it's a concept of a plan, very popular these days

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And in two weeks, it is going to be so sweet.

Talina Ulee's avatar

OMFG. Hakeem, STOP campaigning for the democrats you tool. Bought, much??!!

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

No shit. WTF is his story?

John Morris's avatar

My first thought was that Jeffries' statement was no better than Trump's "beautiful plan in two weeks." But then I realized that *anything* he says right now will be twisted into an attack ad before the midterms, so maybe playing his cards close to the vest until December is strategically wise. Starve the propaganda beast.

Mexfiles's avatar

You'd think at a minimum, the Ds might go back to the New Deal:

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called farm price supports.

Socialism is what they called bank deposit insurance.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

When the Republican candidate inscribes the slogan "Down With Socialism" on the banner of his "great crusade," that is really not what he means at all.

What he really means is "Down with Progress--down with Franklin Roosevelt's New Deal," and "down with Harry Truman's fair Deal." That's all he means.

https://www.trumanlibrary.gov/education/trivia/socialism

Alternative Dog's avatar

“𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘹 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦,”

𝘙𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 [𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯], 𝘑𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 “𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮,” 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘴 “𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵..."

Yeah, this kind of clear and dynamic leadership will definitely drive everyone who is not a hardcore MAGA to the polls this November. Everyone I know is chomping at the bit to see Congress battle it out with the Supreme Court on an ethical code of conduct. It seems to be all they are talking about.

Alternative Dog's avatar

champ

/CHamp/

verb

gerund or present participle: champing

another term for chomp

beb's avatar

In the words of Zapp Brannigan, "What makes a man go -- neutral?"

kasteel1's avatar

This man isn't even decorative.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm suddenly nostalgic for the obstinate, hard-charging passion of Bill Cassidy.

RMKH's avatar

Democratic in disarray!!#$!

RMKH's avatar

Goddam autocorrect. "Dems" in disarray!

Ill-Advised's avatar

You are correct about both things!

Although I think perhaps it's Jeffries in disarray. He doesn't seem to know what he's thinking.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Whenfore will ever come the day when Democrats are allowed to publicly say one thing, or absolutely nothing, while campaigning and then when elected do the complete exact opposite? Tis a strategy that has served Republicans well since way back when Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were both only dead on the inside (pour one out). But alas, such can never be for Democrats. Sad.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

cough*LBJ*cough*Vietnam*cough