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Spurning Beer's avatar

The browns are the only ones to abort their babies <i>openly</i>. (Well, maybe some liberals, too.)

When Gwendolyn gets knocked up in her junior year by the kid with the brush-painted F-150 and the tattoos, though, there's a quick trip to Atlanta or somewhere for a "death in the family."

Spurning Beer's avatar

Yes, a ketchup bottle and a Coke can to spit into.

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The first name is Meconium. Meconium Santorum.

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Also Lindsay. And Newt.

Fartknocker's avatar

Haley Barbour is just another shit stain that doesn't care what's in your gun cabinet but feels he has the right to supervise a woman's reproductive organs.

Please Lord, let him get the Republican nomination. I can't wait to see who his V.P. choice. I'll offer up Rick Perry. And I want to watch Obama mop the floor with him in the debates.

Mahousu's avatar

By the look of things, it's already there. Along with several of its buddies.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Well, he LOOKS like a fetus, so I guess this is a very personal issue for him.

Seriously, though, I know this country is fucking stupid, but how this Boss Hogg impersonator thinks he stands a chance in hell is beyond me.