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The browns are the only ones to abort their babies <i>openly</i>. (Well, maybe some liberals, too.)

When Gwendolyn gets knocked up in her junior year by the kid with the brush-painted F-150 and the tattoos, though, there's a quick trip to Atlanta or somewhere for a "death in the family."

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Yes, a ketchup bottle and a Coke can to spit into.

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The first name is Meconium. Meconium Santorum.

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Also Lindsay. And Newt.

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Haley Barbour is just another shit stain that doesn't care what's in your gun cabinet but feels he has the right to supervise a woman's reproductive organs.

Please Lord, let him get the Republican nomination. I can't wait to see who his V.P. choice. I'll offer up Rick Perry. And I want to watch Obama mop the floor with him in the debates.

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By the look of things, it's already there. Along with several of its buddies.

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Well, he LOOKS like a fetus, so I guess this is a very personal issue for him.

Seriously, though, I know this country is fucking stupid, but how this Boss Hogg impersonator thinks he stands a chance in hell is beyond me.

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