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Dubya sacrificed for his kids by ... um ... um .... OK, I give up. Did he use less coke while they were in the room?

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Worse if you're a boy named Bush. And worst if you're a drunk, cheerleader, C- student whose can't read at the "bin Laden Determined to Attack in U.S." level of comprehension.

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Her twin sister Jenna was too intoxicated to comment. And her father was out cycling with Jesus.

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Kids...you sacrifice, you worry, you do everything you can to bring them up correctly. Then, they turn around and bite you in ass by doing the right thing.

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It must be tough growing up as a girl named Bush.

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