So! Got any exciting TV-watching plans now that "Mad Men" is back on its usual two-year hiatus? Oh, you are going to watch "Stars Earn Stripes," because that is a thing, and it is going to be hosted by terrifying unblinking robot General Wesley Clark along with "'Entertainment Tonight' and 'Dancing with the Stars' alum Samantha Harris"? Good, good. Sounds reasonable. And it'll be "reality" "stars" teaming up with tough (and presumably hot) military men and ladies to do, like, missions? Hmmm. Who's gonna be on it? "[B]oxing royalty Laila Ali, actor Dean Cain, former NFL player Terry Crews, singer Nick Lachey Olympic gold medalist Picabo Street, NBC’s 'The Biggest Loser' trainer Dolvett Quince, and WWE star Eve Torres." We don't know what any of those words mean. Not sure we're thrilled with this television choice so far, America. Is there anything that could make us watch this?
I'm pleased to say that the name fails to bring any thoughts to mind, and I hope it stays that way.
I'm forever pissed off that Griftzilla and her trashy brood have hijacked neural connections in my brain that I'm sure I could be putting to better use. It's like knowing about the Kardtrashians - worthless information that's annoying as hell to have in your head, but there's no way to un-know it.
I believe he had a brief manufactured pop career, but was more famous for having a reality show while married to some other manufactured pop star or something. Which is why basically the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name is seeing that clip on <em>The Soup</em>.
You could always leverage those Griftzilla from Wasilla neurons for reminding yourself and others that there is a Dominionist plot to <a href="http:\/\/www.narwatch.com\/tag\/transformations-movies\/" target="_blank">transform</a> the country into a theocratic hellhole. That&#039;s largely what I do with her.
With no teevee, I got no such problem. In fact, were it not for Wonkette, I&#039;d never have to know that this pathetic clan of grifters still exists.
I have to forget your enviable cleverness before &quot;The Deadliest Catch&quot; is on next, so I&#039;m not all ambivalent n&#039; stuff.
I&#039;m pleased to say that the name fails to bring any thoughts to mind, and I hope it stays that way.
I&#039;m forever pissed off that Griftzilla and her trashy brood have hijacked neural connections in my brain that I&#039;m sure I could be putting to better use. It&#039;s like knowing about the Kardtrashians - worthless information that&#039;s annoying as hell to have in your head, but there&#039;s no way to un-know it.
I believe he had a brief manufactured pop career, but was more famous for having a reality show while married to some other manufactured pop star or something. Which is why basically the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name is seeing that clip on <em>The Soup</em>.
You could always leverage those Griftzilla from Wasilla neurons for reminding yourself and others that there is a Dominionist plot to <a href="http:\/\/www.narwatch.com\/tag\/transformations-movies\/" target="_blank">transform</a> the country into a theocratic hellhole. That&#039;s largely what I do with her.
If the military is going to start doing reality shows we can cut the shit out of the pentagon budget.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
With no teevee, I got no such problem. In fact, were it not for Wonkette, I&#039;d never have to know that this pathetic clan of grifters still exists.
&quot;Baby Drill&quot;? Lots and lots of potential with that one.
I&#039;ve no idea what the fuck that was, but it sure as hell had nothing to do with culture.
&quot;Shooting at the Stars&quot; just might have some genuine appeal. I say they should go for it.
That was what I <em>always</em> think of when I hear the name Nick Lachey.
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I&#039;m a traditionalist: ice-9.
Reality TV has a strange definition of &#039;star&#039;.
Trepanning the Palins might make a good reality show, although it would be hard to distinguish the noise of the drill from Sarah&#039;s voice.
The Palins are kind of like a bad case of crabs... wait, no, they&#039;re exactly like a bad case of crabs.
I&#039;d buy that for a dollar.
I have to forget your enviable cleverness before &quot;The Deadliest Catch&quot; is on next, so I&#039;m not all ambivalent n&#039; stuff.