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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm pleased to say that the name fails to bring any thoughts to mind, and I hope it stays that way.

I'm forever pissed off that Griftzilla and her trashy brood have hijacked neural connections in my brain that I'm sure I could be putting to better use. It's like knowing about the Kardtrashians - worthless information that's annoying as hell to have in your head, but there's no way to un-know it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I believe he had a brief manufactured pop career, but was more famous for having a reality show while married to some other manufactured pop star or something. Which is why basically the only thing that comes to mind when I hear his name is seeing that clip on <em>The Soup</em>.

You could always leverage those Griftzilla from Wasilla neurons for reminding yourself and others that there is a Dominionist plot to <a href="http:\/\/www.narwatch.com\/tag\/transformations-movies\/" target="_blank">transform</a> the country into a theocratic hellhole. That's largely what I do with her.

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chascates's avatar

If the military is going to start doing reality shows we can cut the shit out of the pentagon budget.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

With no teevee, I got no such problem. In fact, were it not for Wonkette, I'd never have to know that this pathetic clan of grifters still exists.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Baby Drill"? Lots and lots of potential with that one.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I've no idea what the fuck that was, but it sure as hell had nothing to do with culture.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Shooting at the Stars" just might have some genuine appeal. I say they should go for it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

That was what I <em>always</em> think of when I hear the name Nick Lachey.

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bobbert's avatar

None Gave A

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bobbert's avatar

I'm a traditionalist: ice-9.

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PubOption's avatar

Reality TV has a strange definition of 'star'.

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PubOption's avatar

Trepanning the Palins might make a good reality show, although it would be hard to distinguish the noise of the drill from Sarah's voice.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Palins are kind of like a bad case of crabs... wait, no, they're exactly like a bad case of crabs.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I have to forget your enviable cleverness before "The Deadliest Catch" is on next, so I'm not all ambivalent n' stuff.

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