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Sometime in the not too distant future, I see refuse-miners who will go to landfills and harvest the methane gas and look for the buried treasures that we consumers just dispose of now.

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Is this an example of hookers and (A)blow?

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Our best and our brightest. They can't even grift very well.

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She gave me 14 answers, and NONE of them were related to abortion and baby brainz. Rachel Maddow's on Meet the Press, too!

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Try Baby Brains + Smoothie. I think that might get the right answer.

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I have a funny feeling I'd get the same 14 canned answers no matter WHAT I type in. All the answers are a variation on why the liberal media lies, and why Costanza Fiorina was such an awesome CEO.

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The thing that actually shocks me about iCarly and the rest of the boyz in the hood is that none of them show any sense of shame or remorse for publicly displaying their abject stupidity. None whatsoever.

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I find intelligent Republicans who pander to morans, far more distasteful than dumb Republicans who pander to morans. A few years ago I thought Jindal and Miss Lindsey were going to try to take their party back from the loons, but instead they joined the loons.

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And that hand says "Gimme a dollar."

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I really really wish our President would come out as pro-breathing. Pretty please Mr. Obama...

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I've been hoping for that for years. :-(

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That's all Fiborina's got.

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Or just give a speech and call all the Republican candidates lying pieces of shit. He could give them rebuttal time... but it would not help.

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They have every incentive not to - that's what buys them their 15 minutes of fame.

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Fiborina!

Consider that stolen.

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Actually, I think Jeebus is, in reality, a KLINGON. What?! It makes as much sense as any other theory, amirite?

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