Everyone's favorite day to run around half-naked is right around the corner, and as of now it's supposed to be in the low 50s and raining. Hooray! Have you picked out your slut costume yet? Popular loser costumes this year include Bernie Madoff, Balloon Boy, a Teabagger (unless you somehow go as the non-protesting kind...), or any celebrity that has too many children. Don't freeze your ass off, and have a "fun but safe" Halloween by doing what we tell you:
Halloween, Wonkabout Style
Halloween, Wonkabout Style
Halloween, Wonkabout Style
Everyone's favorite day to run around half-naked is right around the corner, and as of now it's supposed to be in the low 50s and raining. Hooray! Have you picked out your slut costume yet? Popular loser costumes this year include Bernie Madoff, Balloon Boy, a Teabagger (unless you somehow go as the non-protesting kind...), or any celebrity that has too many children. Don't freeze your ass off, and have a "fun but safe" Halloween by doing what we tell you: