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I don't know either of them, but Brown appears to be a mostly good-natured medium-dummie who has traded on his looks and charm to make a decent life for himself. I know some people like that.

Miller seems to be a seriously not-nice person. I've known folks like that, too, but I try really hard to stop knowing them.

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White folks have no algorithm.

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" 'Royal we?' Mrs. Miller exclaimed. 'I'd call it a very common wee. The ladies in the room know what I mean.' After exchanging glances with someone in the back, she added, 'I know, right?' "

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Miller never wrote for Wonquette? C'mon! He hardly ever wrote for anybody else!

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Both now married.

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I make her wear <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DGvBFvFW4MI" target="_blank">that</a> when I get sick of doing it with her in her witch's costume.

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Weirdly, she was at the <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=T1H-C_ShfWw" target="_blank">Oxford Union</a> back in January, beating Michele Bachman to it. Somebody on their speakers committee has a thing for female American wingnuts.

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<i>we call them establishment candidates, some call them RINOs</i>

the Republicans have a serious RINO problem (Rebranding in Name Only).

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I don't know, but I read on the net somewhere that Paul Ryan blew one of them.

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Christine O'Donnell? Witch one is she?

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Son of Yo Mama?

When Clifford Ray played for the Warriors his team mates nicknamed him "Johan" because his opening line to every woman he met was "Yo, Hon'."

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Coconut Bra daughter or the other one?

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And sometimes it's mathematical writing, where the fiction is that "we" means the writer and the reader. "We now prove the theorem" means "let us go then, you and I, through the thickets of logic",

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At one point, "Spiritual Perils of Jerkin’ It" was going to be the name of my autobiography.

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You would think they could find some new batshit crazy assholes to run for office.

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As my mom used to say, the Molden Oldies.

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