You know who doesn't care if Handsome Old Joe is pageview death? US, that's who! Some things are too important to care about whoring for click grift, and one of those things is Joe, and another is him talking about lubrication. Your Wonkette challenges ALL of you not to love this old bastard.
Hinges are people my friend.
When Dubya talked about lubrication he meant actual oil from his bosom buddy the King of Saudi Arabia.
Next Santorum will blame Obama for rising KY prices.