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They come in "MAGA-family" size."Arby's helpfully suggests that diners picking up Maga-family orders of Cheetos XTreme Hot Sriracha Fire smegnugguts arrive in a pickup truck of Ford F350 class or larger.

(In small print)Arby's is not responsible for sudden weight gain, rectal bleeding, brain tumors, miscarriages, loss of IQ, tooth decay, mutant births or limb loss from eating Cheetos XTreme Hot Sriracha Fire smegnuggets.

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Just as Jim wrestles with that alligator, so Mutual of Omaha wrestles with your financial needs!

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#Slumlord#MyPillock

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And they will prevail against them every time.

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It's got what plants crave!

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Hannity seems to be having cognitive issues. And, by the way, Prevagen, made from jellyfish, is my go-to aid for top mental acucity! Prevagen! Get it at your local pharmacy.

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He has a long history of astounding tone-deafness. Around this time of year, I think in 2009, gas prices were really high, and he took a call from a "working mom with four children" who complained about how expensive it was to gas up her old mini-van.He suggested she go out and buy a brand new Cadillac Escalade Hybrid. No shit. GM was still throwing some ad coin his way, to pitch the Cadillac Escalade Hybrid.Sean the Unthinking. If she could afford a what? 75-80k luxury car she wouldn't be worried about gas prices.The call was not a set-up, he's just really that dense and opportunistic.

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I finally can see a useful application for Lindell's pillow. It's a pretty huge cabeza, so 2 pillows.

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Jon Cornyn was nattering on about the 30,000 American troops in Taiwan, in an attempt to create a meme as Republicans join the war-cheerleaders of the Beltway press in attacking the Kabul evacuation.

In fact, there are roughly 30, plus about 15 civilian support staff.

Like the Beltway press, Senator Cornyn realizes it's no longer necessary to get your facts right. All you need to do is set a meme. The meme on the evacuation has been set. No amount of information about the real world, where this is what it can be like (the chaos in Europe at the end of WWII, for instance, the hunger, the mob violence, the disruption, the stink and noise and terror of the DP camps, the roads clogged with terrified refugees, many of them trying to get out of the Soviet zone before the borders were sealed, and Nazis took off their uniforms and hopped on planes to the US) will shake this meme. Left and right are joining hands across the aisle to declare that with their vast military experience, and their sensitivity to "optics," Biden handled this wrong and they would have handled this right.

So why should Cornyn not make up shit about how many soldiers we have in Taiwan? Just making shit up could get him a job with Peter Baker at the New York Times.

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That tingling means it's working.

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Nothing he says matters. This the Murdoch magic. Just so long as it's ugly enough, fascist enough, brutal enough, and well-designed to reach the core parts of the fascist brain, these jamokes can say anything they feel like saying, and then whine about being attacked for Telling The Truth, or else alternatively titter and giggle about how they've triggered the libs. Fuck all.

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Oh, hi Ahmad. Where have you been the last 20 years?

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"Where are you thinking your life is headed?"

I dunno, but not a place where you can use a pillow...

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Jeebuzzz. All they have left is grifting.

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After decades of research, wingnuts still haven't figured out the whole "humor" thing...

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