I don’t think I realized that Fucker Carlson moved here. Jenna Ellis also made a big deal about moving to the free state of Florida. Hope I never run into any of these losers on the street.
this fucking state I'm forced to live in for now! Did someone say Tallahassee because at least that's far enough away from me so I'm not actively searching him out to vomit on. At least the shit gibbons near where I live keep to their huts and don't bother most everyone else until it's time to put the 40 ft high tRump signs up again sigh
Florida law prohibits Florida man's home from being seized as part of a court judgement. That is why they move there and put all their assets into a house which they can then borrow against to raise cash for expenses.
Memo to Sean: Those high taxes in "blue states"? Your holy icon Donald Trump engineered them, in large part, to punish the blue states for being too smart to vote for him. You may not have noticed, but our taxes in the Tri-State area jumped up after the big Trump Tax-Cut-Palooza because he wanted to screw us, every one. Even you, Sean.
With all due respect to the residents of Florida, some of whom are, I assume, perfectly lovely and not-at-all whackjob people (also, sadly, apparently in the minority), but I've been to Florida, and I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone who has a choice would decide to live there. The humidity and the bugs the size of compact cars alone are enough to dissuade me. But then, I'm not a rich entitled asshole looking to pay zero state income tax and bask in the warm glow of the socially awkward and completely off-his-rocker governor either. California, with all our challenges, is perfectly fine for this bleeding heart. Don't let a hurricane hit ya where the good lord split ya, Sean!
The thing these yo-yos never mention about "no state income tax" is that sales taxes and property taxes are proportionally higher w/rt the other states. Ain't so such thing as a free lunch. Wait -- don't Libertatians say that?
there absolutely are some of us perfectly lovely and very smart people who for myriad reasons cannot leave even tho New England keeps begging me back. Year or two I will be gone and never look back. This wasn't the state I moved to during the hey days of the space program when people were younger and more vibrant and not so politically polarized. I'd help Bugs cut this sucker lose if I could!!
I am a perfectly lovely whackjob living in Florida, but I was born here and can't afford to move somewhere more civilized, despite the lack of state income tax.
New York: "And nothing of value was lost"
This gentleman you write of. Can he make it there? Because, if he can't make it there, he can't make it anywhere.
I don’t think I realized that Fucker Carlson moved here. Jenna Ellis also made a big deal about moving to the free state of Florida. Hope I never run into any of these losers on the street.
this fucking state I'm forced to live in for now! Did someone say Tallahassee because at least that's far enough away from me so I'm not actively searching him out to vomit on. At least the shit gibbons near where I live keep to their huts and don't bother most everyone else until it's time to put the 40 ft high tRump signs up again sigh
Damn, that is a fine-looking cat. And is that Civ VI in the background? Good taste in games AND cats.
Def Civ. That picture is nostalgia inducing.
My cat also loved to get between me and Civ. She still gets between me and my monitor, I just don't play Civ any more. ;-)
His children are 25 and 21. Education is the last thing on his mind.
Fuck! He spawned?
NY already smells better. Don't let the door hit you in the ass, fuckface.
He joins a long line of like-minded worthies and kindred spirits who have migrated to FL: The Donald, O.J. Simpson, Al Capone…
Florida Man lives!
Florida law prohibits Florida man's home from being seized as part of a court judgement. That is why they move there and put all their assets into a house which they can then borrow against to raise cash for expenses.
With Schmucker moving to Floriduh, America's limp dick just got a whole lot more limpy.
...and when he says "better education" I am sure he's proud to send his kids to college in *checks notes* North Carolina and Michigan. Oops.
Pretty sure that's VillagoDelendaEst's cat.
Memo to Sean: Those high taxes in "blue states"? Your holy icon Donald Trump engineered them, in large part, to punish the blue states for being too smart to vote for him. You may not have noticed, but our taxes in the Tri-State area jumped up after the big Trump Tax-Cut-Palooza because he wanted to screw us, every one. Even you, Sean.
Hey Sean! Try this quick tip to save money!:
𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮'𝘀 𝗣𝗶𝗲 𝗧𝗮𝘅: 𝗜𝗻 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝘅 𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝟲%. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘅 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀: 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘅𝗲𝗱. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳.
The only flaw I see in this plan is that it involves giving Florida Men and Women knives.
And pies. Though we will NEVER give them The Cakes We Like!
But if the only folks in their vicinity are other Florida Men, what's not to love?
With all due respect to the residents of Florida, some of whom are, I assume, perfectly lovely and not-at-all whackjob people (also, sadly, apparently in the minority), but I've been to Florida, and I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone who has a choice would decide to live there. The humidity and the bugs the size of compact cars alone are enough to dissuade me. But then, I'm not a rich entitled asshole looking to pay zero state income tax and bask in the warm glow of the socially awkward and completely off-his-rocker governor either. California, with all our challenges, is perfectly fine for this bleeding heart. Don't let a hurricane hit ya where the good lord split ya, Sean!
The thing these yo-yos never mention about "no state income tax" is that sales taxes and property taxes are proportionally higher w/rt the other states. Ain't so such thing as a free lunch. Wait -- don't Libertatians say that?
there absolutely are some of us perfectly lovely and very smart people who for myriad reasons cannot leave even tho New England keeps begging me back. Year or two I will be gone and never look back. This wasn't the state I moved to during the hey days of the space program when people were younger and more vibrant and not so politically polarized. I'd help Bugs cut this sucker lose if I could!!
I am a perfectly lovely whackjob living in Florida, but I was born here and can't afford to move somewhere more civilized, despite the lack of state income tax.
Buh-bye! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
May Hannity be eaten by a crocodile...
Spare the croc.
Carl Hiassen is currently drafting his next best-seller!
Carl Hiassen's greatest contribution to art and culture was renaming Mar-a-Lago Casa Bellicosa.
Only a seasick one would attempt it.
Only a seasick one with a preference for greasy black banana peels.