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She can't see any of the happy countries from Chez Grifter, so they don't matter. Or maybe don't even exist. One can't just go around taking this type of thing as fact.

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Time is cruel. Exhibit A: Anita Ekberg <a href="http://crimideia.wordpress...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://crimideia.wordpress.com/2008/04/12/il-temp...">http://crimideia.wordpress....

That'll cheer us all up.

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There's a half-dozen upfist-worthy bites right there. How do you do it?

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Merck is in Rahway. J&J in New Brunswick. New Jersey knows drugs!

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According to my teevee, Real Murikans who buy and wear Snuggies® seem happy enough. Probably because they can enjoy their chips and french onion dip without getting cold arms.

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Syria, Yeman and Bahrain do a peachy keen job of killing brown folks.

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Consider the percentage that goes to still protecting all those happy countries, and allows them to avoid spending any of their GDP on defense from the Ruskies.

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Only when Minnie is fucking Goofy.

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"With great power comes great responsibility" Those words are as true now as when Spiderman's uncle said them in that revolutionary first movie. Fortunately, we Americans don't have actually take <i>any</i> responsibility. The poor, the elderly, the sick. Fuck 'em all. Because God has blessed the U.S.A.

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this is kinda off topic but listening to coverage of budget 'negotiations', god!!! this country right now.

we are so fucked.

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Executions, too.

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And all of those countries have progressive tax rates.

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