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Bel-Ami's avatar

And WHO were we "storming the beaches of Normandy" to fight? Yeah, maybe that's NOT the analogy to make? (I mean, from where we Wonkette readers sit, it's pretty apt.)

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

SMOTI Jim Hoft posted something about vile dems ruining an 80 year man’s 80th birthday party.

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Melissa's avatar

Hey, none of us hit him in the head with a hammer!!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've got to get business cards printed.

Daniel O'Riordan: Ruining 80-year-old men's birthday parties since 1999.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Hide from a subpoena you get what you deserve.

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Hobbes's avatar

good!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That human flyspeck can eat my farts and enjoy it.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm lazy. Think I'll farm my fart-eating out to a third party.

Trump's looking for money, right?

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cynmac's avatar

For some reason, the I/P is giving me stoner songs. And I'm not now or ever have been a stoner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0

Insane in the Brain :: Cypress Hill

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Don't bogart that joint, my friend..."

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cynmac's avatar

One of my favorite songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

Because I Got High :: Afroman

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cynmac's avatar

Infinite Playlist brought up this song:

https://www.youtube.com/@ArrestedDevelopmVEVO

Arrested Development - Tennessee

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DemoCat's avatar

$43,000 a month? For a disgraced, disbarred lawyer and melting hair dye mouthpiece for The Big Lie, who owes $150 MILLION dollars for nearly destroying the lives of two innocent election workers? That guy? The one who “hired” an “assistant,” who he then abused and harassed repeatedly while failing to actually pay her? That guy? $43,000 a month he’s entitled to? I hope he’s convicted in GA and AZ for his fake elector BS. I must admit, it’s heartening to see formerly powerful shitheads like Rudy being held accountable for trying to ignore the outcome of a presidential election. The gravity of that astounding decision and months long scheme deserves to be treated as the abomination it was, and the punishment should match the gargantuan damage inflicted.

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Rick G.'s avatar

It's always fun to see right wingers tell us which crimes we should worry about and which ones should be excused. "Keeping our democracy effective" is apparently not on their list. I wonder why.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Poor baby. Right now I'd like to make $43,000 a year.

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cynmac's avatar

I just applied for a Wayfair credit card and I calculated my gross for 2023 and it is $48k. That's Soc Sec and a check from my father's trust fund every month. I live very comfortably as a retired disabled citizen. Condo paid for. Car paid for. Medicare saves me a lot.

I wish every American citizen had access to Universal Income so a basic level of financial security could be found. But that's Communism.

Oh yeah, fuck Ghouliani.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Sources say the process servers actually bought the cheapest item on Giuliani's birthday list, to which he responded to each gift giver, thus making sure he'd be at his party. The gift was signed "Sarah".

Sounds like bullshit to me, I doubt Giuliani knows his ass from Trump's elbow right now. 💜

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Surprisingly, Rudy didn't ask for a new paper shredder. I guess the two that he has are still working well enough.

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Buz 13's avatar

The Alito flag thing should be a disqualified. That asshole needs to resign. That’s all.

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Free beach's avatar

Only one has ever been impeached. And he was acquitted.

Another resigned, but that was under threat of impeachment.

So no. Not happening.

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paul's avatar

He won't step down. There is no one to make him do so either. Congressional intervention? LOL!!!

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A Tompkins's avatar

Thanks for the cat pic. I just finished eating dinner, and the last thing I wanted to see was Rudy Colludy's ravaged visage. *whew*

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cynmac's avatar

Corpse Teeth.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

thx

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Queen Méabh's avatar

There's a new episode of Time Team! Huzzah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp7O9R-oV98&t=155s

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BlueSpot's avatar

I'm really digging this. :)

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Queen Méabh's avatar

;-)

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BlueSpot's avatar

That's good to know. Thanks!

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John Norris's avatar

Best advice to Giuliani: Go the court in the state with the best prisons and pled guilty. They will put up in your own room with 3 meals and some sort of healthcare. The other states will drop all charges. You go full bankrupt and stick it to the creditors.

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cynmac's avatar

He better hope that he pulls Federal time. The state prisons are nightmares.

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DemoCat's avatar

He’s 80 with a history of alcohol abuse and, if Seinfeld is a reliable source, high cholesterol. He’s just trying to duck and weave accountability while enjoying scotch and women with terrible judgment until his number is up.

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Lil Snot's avatar

But then how will his ceiling get painted?

( He must have noticed the ceiling stains lying back on the bed yanking his schram.)

WHY DID I TYPE THAT OUT LOUD?

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UVB-76's avatar

Ah, Roodles, you're on a tight rope now.

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BlueSpot's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fArB5Jz2wos

Minute by Minute: The Eruption of Mount St. Helens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng

My Sharona

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ZorPern's avatar

That was an excellent doc on Mount St Helens. Tx for sharing.

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BlueSpot's avatar

You're welcome!

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