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Good grief.

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That must drive you nuts.

*Makes big crotch-centered steering wheel movements*

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you're riding the biden train.

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Someone at Fox has no doubt already called her a moocher.

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"yay for you and high school English teachers* everywhere!" Thank you. Anyone want to mark 29 final essays and exams in Gr 11 Academic? Anyone?

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I don't know how anyone can care about this when you could be learning the "Five things we learned about Kate Upton from her Vogue Twitter chat"

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I wonder if Jill ever has to tell all those women to stop harassin' Old Handsome Joe! You know, on the Facebook!

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Can we make an exception for my ex-girlfriend who is a high-school English teacher and NOT say "yay" for her, because seriously, fuck that cheating bitch.

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No, the one where you expected the ride to be a quick one, but instead it goes on all night long.

And you end up wrecked.

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Happy birthday! Geminis are the best.

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We're here til the end of June. (I don't even have the essays/exams to mark for another 2 weeks.) Oh Canada.

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